Kuroko no Basket Randomness

Why Akashi is Banned From Using Forks (The Story)

Akashi drummed his fingers on the desk as he listened to the voices on his laptop. He heard a few screams and startled noises, so he deduced that Kuroko had finally spoken up.

"We could all meet up again. It doesn't just have to be on birthdays and special occassions," Kuroko tilted his head to the side as he spoke, and Akashi's eyes drifted back to the screen.

"Where would we meet up? It's not like we live near each other, nanodayo." Midorima shifted his orange lap to the side so he could see better. The lucky item was still kept in view, though.

"Well, we shouldn't go to a restaurant again. AOMINE-CCHI WILL GET US KICKED OUT AGAIN!!" Kise glared through the camera on his laptop, but everyone knew it was directed towards the lazy, blue-haired man.

"Kise! Shut up, nanodayo!!"

"Kise-kun, Midorima-kun is right. You're too loud." Kuroko had winced once Kise's scream filled his ears again. Kuroko should've known to not wear earbuds when everyone Skyped. Well, either your house gets filled with screams so that you save your ears, or your family overhears dirty jokes being made. Kuroko's sister would be ruined if she heard them.

Speaking of which, where was Aomine?

Akashi looked around the different boxes on his laptop, and finally saw one with a (nearly) sleeping figure sprawled on a chair, watching everyone. A few magazines littered the foreground of his screen, and if anyone had heard of Aomine Daiki, they knew that they were basketball and gravure magazines. Distasteful, disgraceful, and disappointing- in Akashi's opinion.

"Mido-chin, can I pick where we go?" Murasakibara sprayed a few chip crumbs, and almost everyone saw Midorima reach for a tissue before remembering that the tall and lazy basketball player was on the opposite side of a screen.

"I'm sorry, Murasakibara-kun, but the last time you picked where to go, you took us to the local grocery store and made us buy you snacks."

"Kuro-chin! That was over three years ago! I won't do it again,"

"And what makes us believe that you've changed in those years?" Akashi finally interjected, and Midorima looked like a relieved housewife at his question.

"I'm back!!" Kise's singing made Kuroko, once again, cringe because of the noise in his earbuds. "And I've got a great idea..."

Oh, no.

"Kise? You left??" Aomine decided to grace the members of the Skype call with his freshly woken up face, and grunted when he just about fell out of his office chair. He had barely grabbed onto the curtains of the window next to him, and still stayed on his makeshift bed. "That's why it was so quiet."

"YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!! I'M FRIENDS WITH BULLIES!!!"

"Kise-kun,"

"Yes, Kuroko-cchi?"

"Shut up. Now." Oh, great. Kuroko was getting majorly passive aggressive. The red-headed ex-captain needed to stop this, NOW.

Before the model could complain, Akashi spoke up once again. "So what is this idea, Kise-kun? I must say that it intrigues me." He already knew what to expect- it'd be silly and embarrassing, and probably a lot of fun. Before understanding what Kise had said, Akashi agreed, much to the surprise of the others.

"You want to go to a karaoke bar??" Is that what he had agreed to? Well, there wasn't any going back for him now. Time for Plan B: glaring at everyone.

He glared, but was panicking now. His dignity was about to get ruined.

***

The butler drove the pristine black car until the Akashi family heir told him to pull over to the side, where he could see the rest of the Miracles. Looks like all of them were willing to waste their time tonight by getting wasted. The butler was slightly apprehensive of the smirk that was now adorning his master's face. If he only knew it was due to a cheesy pun...