Baby Kuroko
-everyone thought he was always happy
-haha he really just had gas and was secretly farting
-he was so adorable that no one could ignore him and his presence the strongest thing ever
-would eat anything
-literally had no clue what was in his mouth and would just swallow
-would spit the food up an hour later
-loved the taste of cough syrup
-had the cutest sneezes (like a kitten)
-demon baby when mad
-found a way to make anything a weapon
-never cried tho
Toddler Kuroko
-presence started to weaken
-one day was completely ignored and was really relieved that people had stopped squeezing his cheeks
-still loved the taste of cough syrup
-friends with Akashi and was the only one who knew how to handle him
-had a girlfriend
-didn't know what to do
-he thought it meant sharing the sandbox with her
-Akashi got jealous that Kuroko wouldn't play with him
-Kuroko's girlfriend broke up with him for some weird reason (*everyone looks at toddler Akashi*)
-only other person that knew about Fluffles
-Fluffles was Kuroko's second best friend
-Akashi came first
-only ate one meal at lunch, and the meal changed every week
-like one week it'd be a sandwich and the next it would be noodles
Teenage Kuroko
-well, he doesn't tell Akashi this, but he still knows about Fluffles
-LOVES the taste of cough syrup
-milkshakes are the only thing better than cough syrup
-eats the required amounts of food according to the food pyramid
-fluent in English and laughs at Kagami and Himuro's accents
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