Kuroko no Basket Randomness

A Day in the Life of Reader-chan (pt. 5)

After vigorously scrubbing your face, you could proudly say that no strangers would even be able to tell that there had been crude pictures on your face. Oikawa had a different experience.

After you'd gotten dressed, you noticed that everyone was just lounging around waiting for Oikawa. The setter was apparently just making worse by spreading and smearing the ink instead of removing it.

"Why can't any- HOW DID (F/N) GET IT OFF BEFORE I COULD EVEN FINISH A SHOWER??" Oikawa screamed the next time he exited the bathroom.

"It's not our fault that she knows how to use soap," Tsukishima said with a bored side glance at the fuming boy that stood in the hallway with water dripping from his hair and a towel haphazardly wrapped around his waist. A menacing glare finished the look.

"Iwa-chan! It's not my fault, right?"

"Actually it is. If even (F/N) could wash it off without a trace, you should be able to easily,"

"Hey!"

"Are we leaving soon? I'm bored," Aomine chimed in after rolling over from his position on the couch. He used an arm to block the blinding light coming from a nearby window.

"Akaashi! I bet I could get all the Sharpie off before Oikawa!!" Bokuto nearly screamed into the younger man's ear. A look of surprise overtook Akaashi's face.

"Are you asking me to draw in your face with Sharpie, Bokuto-san?"

"No, we'll be stuck here for even longer," Tsukishima said. He looked at Oikawa in mock confusion. "Why are you still here? Don't you have something you need to be doing?"

"Iwa-chan!! Scold him! He's being mean!!!" Oikawa complained and pouted at his friend.

"That's not what I meant by 'something to be doing.'" Tsukishima poked fun at the close relationship the two had. He put his headphones on to block out the frustrated screams coming from Oikawa.

Kuroo started singing at this point. "Iwaizumi and Oikawa, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"I'm going to murder you!" Iwaizumi growled. "Shut up!"

"What! Don't you wanna marry me, Iwa-chan??" Oikawa was on the brink of crying. You decided to toss a pillow at the singing man's face.

"Oi! What was that for?"

"Stop making fun of them!"

"But don't you want to marry me? Iwa-chan?" Iwaizumi looked very constipated at this point as he tried to figure out what to do.

"Give me a towel and I'm going to get that marker off your face,"

"Here! You can have this one!" Oikawa pulled the towel he had wrapped around his waist and handed it to Iwaizumi.

"NOOOOO,"

"STOP OH GAWD!"

"MY EYES!!!"

"WH-THIS IS WHY YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS!!"

Screams filled the apartment as Oikawa was left naked in front of everyone. Thankfully, Murasakibara, Kagami, and Kuroko had gone to get more snacks for the purple-haired giant. When they returned, they found Oikawa freaking out around a pile of fainted roommates.

The Sharpie took three days to remove, and the days were filled complaints, punches, potted plants for companions, and Ushiwaka coming over while dragging a complaining Akashi.

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and that's that! I may make a sequel, but that's only if it's wanted

YAYYYYYYYY I HOPE YOU LIKED IT

btw school started today, but I'm going to try a way to keep up my schedule bc I may be able to keep it up

We'll see...