Kuroko no Basket Randomness

Their Weapon of Choice...

Akashi

-literally can turn anything into a weapon

-prefers a knife, but scissors for if its a murder in a crowded area

-slow and torturous death (loves to hear their pain)

Aomine

-uses a baseball bat

-gets annoyed when the person isn't injured as badly as desired

-literally doesn't realize that the bat is blunt

Kagami

-unleashes Alex on his enemies

-possessive Kuroko is also dangerous (don't steal his light)

-too innocent to use a weapon

-uses hiS BARE HANDS AND DESTROYS HIS ENEMIES

Kise

-can use his fan girls for protection
-literally imagine all of Justin Beiber's fan girls attacking you and DEATH

-manipulative and scary when provoked

-cyber attacking like a pro

Kuroko

-can assassin people like a pro

-will follow you and make the murder look like a heart attack

-connections EVERYWHERE (because of Akashi)

Midorima

-he doesn't carry a lucky item around for nothing

-no they probably are enough to knock you out

-torture and will call Akashi when he wimps out at the last minute

-TAKAO WOULD JUST TRY TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD AND THEN BE LIKE "so...you come here often? No? Oh, sorry, I forgot that you're a little TIED UP!!"

[ *Izuki comes in*

Izuki: thATS MY LINE!! Oh, hey Kise...what are you doing here?

Takao: *face palms because of Izuki's stupidity* ]

Murasakibara

-kills them with veggies (because they're 'unhealthy')

-literally just poisons the food

-or drowns the person in honey

[Izuki: well I guess that person's in a sticky situation...

*falls in vault of honey*

Mukkun: oops

Himuro: *looks the other way while awkwardly whistling*]

-Himuro does most of the work

-but the GoM and Kagami love to watch the two of them fail

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I don't know what this is I'm sorry...

and I juST FINISHED REWATCHING KNB AND OHMYGOD THE FEELS AND SQUEALS