9/16/16
I've had this insatiable urge to just write because it releases some confusion out of me all the time. I'm hella introverted so I usually know what is going on with me 10% of the time, but today, I can't seem to get myself all the way together. Anyway, let me tell you how this week went. My tendencies to slack off have came back into full swing! Here's a rundown of what happened this week. This is in no particular order.
1) a teacher assigned us a project that a week ago (due today) that I didn't start until like 6 PM.
2) i had to do a presentation and I'm sure the whole class saw me shaking lmao. It pissed me off because I didn't feel shy, I just rrrrreally can't stand being the center of attention. So, that fucked with me.
3)breaking news: i'm fairly certain there's gonna be an orgy in the bathroom.
4. i saw a great ass (other than my own) and now i can't get my life together
5. skipped class.
6. finished a book just to one up somebody else (petty.)
7. i realized that my gaydar is pretty great
8. i'm currently having a bit of a nervous breakdown as far as majors
i'm just waiting for the monthly "fuck you for not procreating" gift from Gawd. if it could come this weekend so I can at least bear the brunt of the pain when I don't have class, that would be great.
lipstick alley is delightful.
bye.

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Memoirs of a Broke B*tch
Mizahhere's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it.