Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

Dream Collection FAIL (or nah?)

3/1/17

I remembered my dream when I woke up the first time, thought about writing it down, then was like 'nah I'll remember it'.

i don't remember most of it lol.

I do remember having to argue with somebody. I think she was tryna read me, but I was unbothered lol.

so far, no more weird wet willy wet dreams, though!

Huh. Maybe I SHOULD write about dreams as soon as I wake up. 

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My hair is so wild. Bitch sometimes I need for it to calm TF down! Lord. I just retwisted these thangs and they wanna show out lol.

3/5/17

Y'all know I'm a huge faguerita, right? Y'all know I love all types of wimmenz (mainly Black) right? Stud, fem, stem, I don't care, all y'all are in the running. Y'all also know I got a younger sister, too. You know how little sisters kind of ruin everything?

GUUUUUURL lemme tell you what she did to me in my dream.

Okay, so there's this rapper/stud dancer (lol) called Boi Toi. Hella fine. For no reason, either. She's just here to make everyone else question why they didn't get hooked up by the angels like she did. Actually, I casted her as Priest in CraZee Life. Her picture is there if you wanna see it. I think you should, actually. It's quite a blessing. 

Every time I scroll on IG, I gotta hide it from my sister; not because she doesn't know I'm gay (she does) but because she likes girls too. Can't have her liking the same women I do. Find your own stud bae (in your head), shit! She gon' ask me for the @ and probably holla at them in their DMs! My sister is hella bold! Chile, she stays hollering at people. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they turn her down. My logic is, I can never be turned down if I never actually say anything! 

Usually, I side-eye people who thirst on other people's pictures period, but ESPECIALLY when they are taken. That's even damn worse!

Chile! My guess is, one day (in dream world) I fell asleep with my phone unlocked, with Instagram open. I woke up, saw her in my face, and my phone in her hand. I was already pressed because, why is she on my phone when she has her own? I probably yelled at her for being on my phone (to which she ignored lol. she's 20) and told her to give it back. Nigga..............

why did she post thirsty comments under this lady's picture on my behalf?!?!?!

She KNOWS I don't move like that! I silently wallow in lust until the crush passes over! Why couldn't she respect that?

But Boi Toi was hella respectful like "ha, thanks but I'm taken". I think she responded to some other thirsty ass comments my sister wrote and was respectful in all of them. I was waiting for her girl to curse my ass out lmao.

So bitch, luckily once I got to the realization that her girlfriend would be typing profanities at me, I realized it was a dream and woke up and looked at my phone. It was in my hand and my sister was nearby.

THEN I woke up forreal. I don't live with my sister anymore lol. I always forget that which is why I thought I had woken up forreal in my dream.

Whew. That one was a damn doozy. 

Catch y'all in my business next time!

Bye!