Why are you taking all of my money, girl?
Why can't you let me get ahead without emptying my wallet, my good ma'am?
Whew, I had it once upon a time a couple years ago and got tired of it.
Then I downloaded it again probably a couple months ago and shortly lost my patience.
These days you can't open SHIT on that app without going through a weeklong "tutorial" with annoying ass, lengthy tasks.
Just now, I downloaded a Downtown Area. It took a whole day to download (I fucking HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the wait times on this game*). I can't even GO to the fucking downtown area because of what?
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!!!!
WHEW!!!
ISSA QUEST!
Anyway, you pretty much have to buy your way to
1) get all the lit clothes/hair
2)get all your tasks done instantly
Annoying AF .
*WHY ARE THERE WAIT TIMES LONGER THAN 12 HOURS???????????? WTF, GURL.
I'm talking shit but guess what? I'm probably still gonna give them my money.
*mourns for my future starvin like Marvin wallet*
Also, remember when Wattpad allowed you to play SoundCloud songs for not even a whole year? Lmao. I wish they would bring it back. When they do bring it back, I want them to allow us to add as many songs as we'd like so I can slide y'all my playlist along with links so you could listen to it, while you're still on the app lol.
See y'all lata bye.
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Memoirs of a Broke B*tch
Humorhere's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it.
