Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

"I Don't Agree With Your Lifestyle"

..Why do people think they can say this to people, and then act surprised when whoever they're speaking to gets mad? That kind of sounds like, "no offense, but *insert something offensive here*." Why are you shocked that people become upset at you for that? That sentence doesn't give you a pass to be disrespectful without consequences, girl.

Also, what pisses me off the most about this sentence is, it's largely used to voice one's disapproval of homosexuality. That's the only time I hear or see it. I've heard it used for other things before, too, it's very rarely used in any other scenario. First of all, it's very funny that strangers think they're important enough to tell me they don't agree with how I live my life. First of all, you don't even matter, fam. Second of all, the way it's said, suggests that I SHOULD seek your approval. Again, you ain't shit LMAO. You're NO one to impress unless you can help me get to the next level in life; i.e.,a potential employer. Even then, you have no business commenting on my personal life lol.

It's really funny to me that everyone who says this generally doesn't have a squeaky clean life themselves. People who have been in and out of jail their whole lives believe they can look down on someone else for being gay. THAT IS HILARIOUS. Like, actual murderers. Predators. Thieves. It's like.........girl.......... try a hand at straightening your own life out first, instead of trying to tell me how mine is going to be, especially if I'm doing no wrong.

I think it's okay to feel indifference towards homosexuality. I think it's fine to feel confused about it. I mean, of course, I don't know what the fuck there is to be confused about, but it's better than outright hatred. To harbor a hatred against a sexual orientation is crazy to me. It's illogical. You mean to tell me, what someone else has come to realize about themselves that seems to go against the norm (even though it's NOTHING new and was never exclusive to humans) ANGERS you, girl? It makes you speak such ugliness to them,girl? You wanna banish them to a Hell that YEW don't have? Woooooow. Sad!!

Oh, here's another thing. If you're gay, do you feel like you were born that way? I can't say I was. Like I don't feel like I was born with a sexuality. It's kind of weird when I hear people say that, but here's some really crazy shit I learned. According to Psychology 101, babies are like sexually attracted to their parents??? Obviously babies don't know what is happening but apparently we're born with an attraction to our parents. It was so weird to  me when I found that out. Anyway, I can remember having a legit crush on a girl as young as 8 years old. Before that, I don't remember crushing on girls. The thing about this is, once I moved away from that place, I didn't have a crush on another girl until after puberty, or right around the time I got it. It's so funny that both of my earlier-in-life girl crushes were studs! I still like them today, even though I like all kindzzz of girls. All kindzzzzzzz! (Did y'all get the HOdge Twins reference? No? Okay. Anyway, I thought I was into both genders in middle school--either 7th or 8th grade. Lowkey, I think it WAS 7th. 'Cause this one rude bitch I hated in 7th grade, looked good to me in 8th, lmfao! You see how I'm leaving boys out of my whole middle school chapter? I think throughout all of my growing up years, I truly had a crush on maybe two (or three) boys. Anyway, once high school hit, bitch, I literally forgot all about men. By the time I graduated high school, I was just a lesbian. I mean, I have eyes and shit, and some guys are just going to be FINE. I mean, that's  how life works. But you can think someone is GORGEOUS and even SEXY, but you don't want to do anything with them. And that's where it is with me and men. Y'all KRUTE and everythang, but none for me, thanks.