Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

My Stories

9/17/16

Most of my characters have some kind of likeness to me. Some, I WISH I were them. Shit, lemme tell you how.

From Gay For Gabby/ Ti & G:

Gwen: hella chill/natural/agnostic

Ti: funny (it's really a hit or miss w/ me irl)/stubborn/cherishes friends. 

E: I totally wanna be as smooth as she is. This bitch speak one word and all of a sudden, everyone is interested in her. Smh.

Owen: he's hella understanding, and loyal. So am I. Not loyal enough to wanna be with somebody that dogged me though. That's his bad.

Marcus: loves to fuck with people (when he was fucking with Tiana's lights LMAO)

From Micki Wall:

I made the main characters fine as hell, so I just wish I were THEM for their looks. If I could be me personality wise, but look like them, I'm sure I'd be a celeb by now lmao.

Micki's on the main cover; I don't know the real person's name. Her character is hella caring but very sarcastic. That's me, through and through.

Duchesne is an actual actress who does webseries. The real person goes by Blaxx Casanova. Blaxx, if you're ever into less feminine joints, hit me up lol. Her character in the story is a person who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her, I'm like that, too. You can find her in "Sunny Reign and Reflective Refractions on YouTube. I think she's a great actress, but I watch because she's fine. So.

Sydney is also an actress. The real person's name is Nicole Pena or Pina, not sure what the exact spelling is. You can find her in Lovers & Friends Show. Sydney likes to tease people. That is ALSO me. If I see a joint you like coming through, I'm going to make you feel very embarrassed by it by joking around lol. 

From CraZee Life:

Zee: She does terrible things, but it's all for her family. I don't do terrible things for my family, but I can't say I wouldn't. Prrrrobably wouldn't be murder, though. #futurecriminal #probablynot #imnotaboutit But, she is a great provider for her family, which I totally aspire to be. She is played by Siya, a rapper. She's been getting publicity lately. 

Priest: She's the polar opposite of me, with the exception of wanting to have her life all the way together. She's hella religious, while I'm more agnostic. She deals drugs, and I'm like the Tiger from D.A.R.E like "say no to drugs and alcohol" lmao. But the twist is, she's trying to stop doing so. She's dealing with a bunch of demons and shit, while I'm trying to stop procrastinating on homework and get this FAFSA shit together. Priest is actually a rapper in real life, who goes by Boi Toi. Also fine as fuck. *throws hands up in frustration* She was once in an episode of Blue's Blues. another webseries. She played a security guard lmao. That's one of the top lesbian careers of all time.

I'm not doing all my stories today, I got a million of them lmao. But these are the ones I could remember off the top of my head.

I ain't realize how much I love feminine faced studs until now, Jesus. Before I used to be like, fems are the fave, but I just LOVE LOVE LOVE a lil bit of the masculine swag that I see women giving! I just die (happily) when they admit that they're mostly feminine, just wear masculine clothes. That's why "stems" are really the fave. Aight, lemme go get my life together.