Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

Forreal, Though

9/16/16

You know how some people mention getting over people that they never dated? Like, they had to get over a crush? Bruh, lemme tell you. It's such a real thing. You feel hella dumb, trying to "get over" a crush that nothing ever came from. You're literally going through a breakup by yourself, lmao. Minus the crying (because, seriously, girl?!). Like I just have to remember, I don't even actually like the girl like that. I used to really like her, but then I stopped, but I always saw the physical.

But now, I'm trying to do get over that too. Like, I forgot how annoying she is for a second, you know?

Love is blind... and it'll take over your mind (lmao, jk.)

Anyway, I had to remember all of the times she's pissed me clean off, and I had to be like "ohhhh, yeah. No bueno." Like, I don't doubt for a second that when other hoes were badmouthing me, she joined in or never made an effort to get them to stop. That's just like talking shit with them, lol. 

Hopefully this isn't coming off as being bitter because she didn't like me back. I swurrtagawd, even if she did, I'd still probably have to deal with the annoyingness that came with her. Obv she didn't like my ass back or this would be a different story. I hate when I hear stories like that but please know that it ain't like that, aight?!

I'm quite lit, but I ain't for everybody. It kinda sucks, a little. But please believe, I'm not really that impacted by it..

Actually, it's happened plenty of times before, but on different terms.

With this one, I just realized the crush was a waste of time (annnnd again, it would be a headache)..

past imaginary-breakups happened because:

this one fine girl cut her hair. I think she was white and puerto rican or just PR (or just white but probz not)  but she was a stud *pours champagne in remembrance* ahhh, HS love.

i had a crush on one of my guy friends back in the straight days and he acted really dumb once he found out. 

*pours champagne for crazy eyebrow having, lil ponytail having, 7th grade me*

because she got a girlfriend (this one was a youtube crush lmao)

*pours champagne because i'm not gonna drink it anyway*

aw, don't I seem like some lovelorn person?

I'm not, so..

I don't even really like feelings, so I'm good.