First of all, hoes, before you all get to drooling, let's learn their names first, hmm?
Here's the Roster and their occupations:
"Aina", fka Temper- "Singer"/Rapper
Carter- Stripper. (Whoever did this meme is also messy AF by putting Temper and Carter right next to each other, lmfao.)
"Poussey", played by Samira Wiley- she dead, but the woman who played her is alive.
Ezee- an IG/FB "comedienne".
Siya- Rapper
Amberscloset- Youtuber. A famous one, I guess.
Young MA- rapper.
Off rip, I was like, my answer was Samira in costume as Poussey. Let me tell you why I didn't pick the others. I might be roasting a lil bit.. Disclaimer: I don't want you, or them to think that I know them personally. Of course, I'm going off of what they did on social media. So, don't take it as gospel or anything like that. Some of them like to write paragraphs if someone talks about them in a less than positive light, but this meme is just hypothetical.
Why I didn't choose:
Ezee-
- seems like she can't stop talking.
-seems like she likes attention.
-will cry if you don't text her back immediately.
-will probably think you're cheating if you don't talk to her by phone that day. even if you text her back, she will assume yall broke up and sleep with someone else.
-will look at anyone who pays you any special attention nuts, even if you pay it dust
-is kinda cute but wants you to tell her that or else she thinks she isn't and gets all mopey. no one else should play a factor in how attractive you see yourself!!
M.A.
-has an 8 inch strap in the closet and told everybody about it
-will not take her hair out of those plats
-probably will not let you slap the booty while she's cooking in the kitchen
-probably calls gay dudes, fags. sis, how are you looking down upon two niggas?! how?
-will act funny/stank if someone is visibly attracted to you (again, while you're paying it dust) and will look at you crazy when you're mad that they blatantly flirt back with someone who is visibly attracted to you
-will flash a pretty smile when you're mad and tryna keep the cookies to yourself, to get you to give up the cookies. smh.
-proudly reps her set. i'm not finna be out here watching what i wear/getting hurt 'cause she wanna be beefing with everybody
Temper/Aina
- is fine and loves it, while pretending not to.
-cannot resist a pretty girl throwing the P
-likes to act like she's deep, but is actually not
-will be the wrongdoer in the situation, turn it around on the innocent victim
-will only admit her wrongs to the public to appear to be the bigger person, in order to make the victim look bad when/if they retaliate
-looks like Maxwell. good and bad thing, i suppose.
see, bitch, this is why you can't be out here trying to taste everything that looks good!
Carter
-has abs. (don't care for them and not just cuz i'm fake fat)
-licks her lips alot
-hiprolls alot (reminds me of those videos people used to make in 2009 but she just does it live and gets paid. so pos and neg. GET MONEY, BITCH!!)
-eyebrows are better than mine (you will not beat me at my own game, ma'am)
-never seems to have clothes on. and not just cuz she's a stripper i think that it's just her personality
-petty (but lol so am i).
-will probably critique your outfit when you didn't ask for it
Siya
-cries alot (no gawd, i need a frequent flyer, not a frequent crier, amen.)
-thinks about what her exes did to her while in a new relationship.
uh, i think that's it. i don't dislike her. i don't dislike any of them, but i think i feel no real way about siya, lol.
Amberscloset
-the brows.
i don't know much else about her. can't flame her for being boring cuz same. also can't flame her for her fake dreads. i mean, mine are real, but i just think her brows are the sole reason i genuinely could not be with her. i promise, mine are not perfect, but i like mine, so...
So who does that leave to us???
SAMIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY or Poussey.
I flamed everyone else so she can get flamed as well. I know she isn't the same as Poussey so I'm gonna flame both of them.
-it's a no for the makeup. fresh faced, she looks her best imo
-issa no for the hair. bald, she SUHLAYS.
-she is a sap for romance. gross.
-no gawd for the dresses.
it's funny because I always say, I like fems and femininity and all that, but i promise you, "stems"/studs are my fave. it's hilarious because lately I haven't been lusting over feminine women. I probably have to meet them first and all that good jazz, like how it was before I knew what the internet was, lol.
But I chose Poussey because I like her picture the best.
-she's so beautiful. feminine in the face but brings some kind of subtly masculine mannerisms to the table which I also possess, and love.
-she is visibly black, hallelujah!
-she looks like seasoned and fried chicken, bitch! yasss! no lightly colored chicken over here, bih!!
-even though i think poussey is a sap, i think that would be great for me, a person who is not.
you know how people be like "ah, you need to open up", she's the person that would force me to do. although i'd hate it in that very moment, i'd feel proud and grateful for that opportunity once she understood me, i guess. idk.
i could totally have all of them all wrong, because i don't personally know any of them but this is based off of my perception. lol.
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