Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

Three More Short & Weird Dreams

I don't know what it is but apparently this week all my dreams are consisting of like insta-celebs, reg celebs and popular youtubers. Bitch, even Beyonce was in the building.

Okay, the first one I had was last night. For whatever reason, I was at an event. I was probably alone. Anyway, I think I was sitting along the lil diner couch thing that is against the wall. And I saw a bunch of tables. I'm sitting closest to foxyhotmess (Foxy, Jade —not the one I made up— this is her actual name lol). I don't know what the fuck she's talking about but I do hear her voice. She's sitting at one of those long tables with a few other people. I'm unsure if I recognized any of them. All of a sudden, I see Supa (yes, THAT one) come along with Tokyo and all of their crew. Of course Tokyo is being loud but I can't remember what she was talking about either. I think they might have been arguing amongst themselves because I remember feeling a little bit tense but the place was crowded and all of them had to come in between me and Foxy's table. So I'm kind of contorting my body a lil bit tryna let them pass while still trying to eat my food and ease my nerves. I'm not good around crowds, never have been. Anyway, Beyonce is there. For what, I don't know. I don't remember seeing Jay, da kids, not Julius... just her and probably some friends. Now, if you watch Foxy you know she's a Stan. So immediately, I look at Foxy just to see how she's going to react at this sight. She looked like she was trying to figure out what to do with herself. You know how people kind of counsel themselves when they are in front of or know they will be in front of someone they admire? How they kind of think of scenarios in which they completely embarrass themselves? Welp...
Out of nowhere, Foxy just bellows through the restaurant, 'What the FUCK is this?" Or something to that accord. She said something else but I can't remember. What I CAN remember is how silent the restaurant was AFTER that. I never did see Beyoncé's reaction, but I did guess that Foxy felt embarrassed lmfao. After that I woke up to Crissle hollering in my ear. Because I fell asleep to 'The Read' again.

Earlier I took a nap after I got the itis from a fire fish sandwich. I'm sorry, 'samwich'.

The other one had something to do with my real family. It's kind of two-in-one because I don't remember having a break in between the two of them. The first one is that I was in a big van with no seats aside from the front seats. I think this was a recall back to the times where I have had to sit on the floor of a van because the seats were out or the car was too packed to get to sit on the seats. This time it was not only me, it was a crapload of us. All I can remember is kind of stealing someone else's seat when they got up to do something. I don't know how anyone could get up and do anything in a CAR 😂. An RV would make more sense but that's not what it was. Anyway, I can't remember if my male cousin or sister got me to get up and follow them somewhere to do something else and when I came back the girl was in my seat that was technically hers lmao. Boring but interesting.

But then I was randomly outside with my (real life) girl cousin, who we'll call Cat. Okay so Cat is older than me by a couple years. So it makes sense that she had us out somewhere doing something. Apparently I had a new phone or something and I don't know why but we must have been talking about it. She mentioned something about getting a new one if it broke but I don't know why. So I guess I wasn't too careful with this new phone and apparently had a skateboard with me. We were walking down the street probably in the direction of her car. So boom, I'm skating with my phone out and drop the thing. It was broken into three equal pieces, girl. And for whatever reason, I got mad at HER. I don't know if we were arguing beforehand and breaking my phone made me that much more mad but I pretty much demanded we go and get this bitch fixed immediately. Her immediate answer didn't reflect what she had said earlier, which was 'I'll get a new one if it breaks', so I was heated while she's kind of brushing me off. So, I'm no longer riding the skateboard, so that is in one of my hands and my messed up phone was in the other. We turn down a little 'alley' which happened to be the entrance of a parking garage. Out of nowhere, here comes Young M.A. rapping, coming the same way we were. I don't remember seeing a cameraman but my guess is M.A. was probably shooting a video. I didn't hear a beat, so she was probably listening to it through earphones and rapping out loud to the camera. I'm letting Cat HAVE IT, bitch, cursing her OUT. Then I said, 'I'll punch you AND M.A. in the fucking face.'

Now, why I brought M.A. into it, I don't know. I probably would not have hit her but the fact that MA was right behind us rapping aloud probably influenced that comment. I was looking back at my cousin and could see M.A.'s whole face. So she can hear us going off. My cousin laughed it off, as well as M.A. She stops rapping and kind of looks at me like smiling, but also confused. Like that Swaggy P gif? She looked like that. She was pretty much like 'what I do?' or commented on my attitude or something. Probably gave me a lil piece of advice or something, like 'smile more' or some shit. That was nice of her not to threaten to kill me. Nobody was angry except me lmao. Can't remember if M.A. actually said anything to Cat but I'm sure they had a lil look of 'she crazy' going on with each other. Anyway, M.A. went back to minding her business and found the car. Cat said something else but I can't quite remember. Then I woke up. These dreams are fun but confusing. Idk if I'll ever meet M.A. in person but it was nice meeting her in dreamworld 😂.