Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

I'm Lowkey Scrooge McDuck

11/19/16

I'm way too antisocial for holidays. I don't particularly dislike any of them, it's just very annoying to hear everyone talk about how lit their holidays will be. A lil of it might be envy cuz I don't have a real reason to celebrate these holidays besides with family. BUT I DONT EVEN BE WANTING TO DEAL WITH THEM SOMETIMES! When I say I tire of people easily, it includes them. Actually, they became the cause of it lol. They always do the most and I like to do the least lmao. Im envious of people who get to stay on campus during holidays, because I'd rather be there chilling, too.  Here's a list of holidays I'm not extra pressed about.

New Years: it's great that i've made it to a new year and I don't take it for granted. I just wish my aunt didn't require everybody else to be around, too. She be having company and shit and it just drives me crazy. When I'm on my own, I ain't gon do shit but order out and watch television. If I'm feelin' extra grown, I might drink something other than juice. Maybe my mama might come over or something but we just gon be in there not doing shit lmao.

Valentines' Day: it's not a real holiday, but I'm never pressed about it. I don't even think I'll be pressed when I'm not single. Whoever is with me will be too preoccupied with making sure my birthday is lit. Don't be so quick to call me bitter, okay? My "holiday" spirit is terrible lmao.

Lmao we gon' skip right on to November. I'm not familiar with any religious holidays besides Christian holidays cuz that's what my family celebrates.

Thanksgiving: I'm glad I can be fat with nobody judging me. I don't need my family around for that. Not when there's Uber Eats, bitch! Lowkey, they do slay the food, so I guess I'm excited for the food. I GUESS. I really only like the rolls, turkey, mac & cheese and cornbread. Everything else, I can live without. When I'm on my own, I'll probably just make seafood. It's my favorite. I look for any excuse to eat seafood lol. Also, the reason for the holiday is pretty fucked up. I feel wrong celebrating it. BUT IMMA EAT DIS MAC & CHEESE, DOE.

Krimmuh: I don't give a fuck about it. Jesus was born, cool. I DO like presents. Lmao, it's kind of fucked up that we get presents on HIS birthday. That's the whole reason we look forward to it. As a whole, we're not even pressed about the religious aspect of it.  I'd be pissed if everyone decided to make my birthday a Christmas-like holiday. I'm Agnostic anyway, or I keep telling myself that. 

Ew, I sound so miserable. But I'm not. I just crave seclusion and I usually get it, so when I don't I lose my damn mind lol. 

I'll probably be a mess if I lost anybody so I should be more grateful that I can even still see them, but I can't control my feelings about people.

I'ma be old and lonely with two dogs and a cat. It's gon be LIT.