Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

School is Here to Stress Me Out Again

'K, so, I've been to all of my in-person classes by now. I'm sure you wanna hear about it, right? No? FUCC U DEN! But if you WOULD like to know, then stay tuned to the next paragraph.

First class I had is at 10 AM. So, naturally, I'm just not gonna be in the mood to deal with anything. I barely wanna talk to these niggas at ALL, much less at 10 AM. Anyway, this class is taught by two professors- ones a philosophy teacher, and the other is a physics teacher. The female, the philosophy teacher, wants us to question everything about life, and the male wants us to think about physics. lol I barely know what the fuck that is. All I know is, gravity is involved. DASSIT! Why do I need to know this shit in order to tell children how to say their ABCs and count to ten? CUZ ITS GONNA BE ON A BIG OL TEST FULL OF USELESS TRIVIA IVE LEARNED OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS! Yay :) Shout out to me for going to the classroom that was ON THE GODDAMN SYLLABUS INSTEAD OF IGNORING IT AND POTENTIALLY SAVING MYSELF 10 MINUTES OF LOOKING LIKE A DUMBASS WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE WRONG CLASS! I should have just went in. I walked by the right classroom but the door number didn't match the one on the syllabus. Since I already knew who would be in my class, I did see someone who was supposed to be there. I was laughing to myself cuz I'm like "damnnn she has two back to back classes". But nah she just got there early like everyone does on the first day of school. It's funny, we're usually in a hurry to get to class on the first day and then as the semester drones on, we become later and later-- finally, we start skipping. LAWL. Anyway, the class itself doesn't seem to horrible. I sit next to people im familiar with, so, no biggie. Not friends, but people from past classes that I sometimes converse with. Rarely.

That's my only class on Mondays and Wednesdays.

On Tuesdays I have two classes. I'm sure I'll be fine in both. My art class professor is the same one I had last semester, the one who did all those presentations week after week. I like HER but I was dreading this class a lil bit. Gotta say, it's certainly a less rigorous class than before. There's only two projects where I need to present- and I think one of them is only for a couple minutes. Usually it'd be like 8-10 but this one is around 3. Aye!!!

So, I think I'll do fine in this class. Definitely thought some of the people from my last class would be in this one-- I only saw one in the class right before and there was one in MY class. Also there's somebody else I remember from a past class as well. At least I know SOMEBODY I've conversed with before.

My Human Diversity class ought to be cool, too. We gonna talk about POCs, gays, religion and probably body types idk. It's lit. Today we had to do this BINGO activity (lmao it was so trash.) and then we had to try and guess facts about other people just by looking at our names and it's like, "how, sway?" On Suite Life of Zach and Cody, Cody (it was him, right?) posed as a girl named Tyresha. I'm just saying. There are full blooded black people somewhere named Jose. Ya can't guess much of anything from anyone's name. I guess that was her point but I can't remember too much of what she said. I'm so rusty at ASL, Jesus.

I told someone (roommate's friend)
it's my 4th year and my ASL isn't as good as it should be for a "senior" and he's like "I hope that's not the case for me" 😂 so rude! But I feel it, though. Don't be like me! I'm a mess! At least good grades come naturally to me though. That's my only saving grace. Anyway, I still have an online class that starts next week but I don't think I'll have too much trouble with it cuz it's online. Which eliminates me having to speak in front of other people. Then, once that one ends, I've got another online class (not from this university so ooh that's gon be interesting) that begins in late October.

I'm not sure about all As, but I still think I can kick this semester's ass.

LET'S DO THI-YUSS!!!