Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

Sun-dried Orange Voters PSA

11/12/16

There is no way to talk your way out of being a Trump supporter. There's nothing you can say that would make me go, "OH, I understand why you did it" without confirming what I thought all along. In my last entry, I said straight white males had a real reason to vote for trump. He's all for y'all. Unless you're poor lmao. Which is no doubt, a sizable part of his voter population.

Lemme tell you what I can infer about Trump from his campaign.

-He's racist. (just because you didn't hear him say the N word does not make him NOT a racist. He hasn't been as vocal about anti-blackness, but I think it says a whole lot that he encourages his supporters to assault anti-Trump protesters. Alot of them were black so you know these rednecks [omg im sooooo racist] were happy to participate. He's repeatedly spread hate about Latinos. He names Mexicans in particular, but I think he thinks all Latinos are Mexicans. He's talking about a wall even though people of all nationalities are coming through.)

-He's a misogynist. (without vaginas, most of yall wouldn't be here. fuck yall mean, women are inferior? Y'all gave God a gender and so now you think you're the shit. Girl, how do you give a ball of energy/an invisible creator a gender? How, Sway?)

-He promotes Islamophobia. (not sure why yall are so against Muslims. y'all complain about terrorism, meanwhile go around terrorizing other countries, fuckin all their shit up)

-Endorses violence. (let a nigga get buck with me in the name of Trump, I promise you will be sonned.)

-Threatens to take away LGBT marriage rights. (LMAO. I'ma fuck whoever I wanna fuck, and if I feel like it, marry the shit out of them, whether you homophobes like it or not tbh. we can die for yall in war but can't be ourselves. fuck yall.)

Does this mean he is ACTUALLY all of these things? Maybe not. But as a rich white man, I think it's likely that he IS all of these things. BUT EVEN IF HE IS NOT, I think that means it's likely that YOU are cuz you voted for him. :)

I see it this way. If you are a unicorn and don't agree with really any of his campaign messages and STILL voted for him, then you're either a troll (and this is partially your fault and now we gotta see if we're gonna be dead within four years due to another country blowing our asses up) orrr you don't think it's THAT serious. It's serious, girl.

Very serious.

Again, he ain't my president. I'm in America. Amerikkka can go somewhere with all this BS. Y'all trippin!