5/23/17
(This post is lowkey a waste of time so don't read if you're in a hurry cuz I'd hate for you to be late cuz you're so into my shenanigans. I'll still be here.)
So, girl, last night I had another dream that I was back in school. For whatever reason, I woke up thinking I was at a summer camp- I used to work with a bunch of kids an at overnight camp and forgot that I was done apparently. I remember being in a weird bathroom and suddenly playing against a dude that I knew from New York. For whatever reason, we joined a paper clip and a big ass action figure (transformer, probably) and then tried to get it untied by pulling on OUR own individual paper clip from the toy's arm. I lost. Anyway, I remembered one of the guys from school. None of this even matters, really. I'm always having irrelevant ass dreams!
This summer, I'm gonna try to do some of those odd jobs online--editing, proofreading, the whole nine. The idea of being paid to write and edit stuff has totally reignited the desire to write for a living (or a side hustle, at least) in me. Now I want to add Creative Writing to my list of minors. I'm still holding on to my main major of being an elementary school teacher, or whatever. I like the idea of having more than one job to add a lil change in my pocket, but no one said all three require me to leave the crib! Speaking of school, the one I want to go to just had a murder go down. Fam! But then again, my current school had a double murder like 10 years before I went there 🤦🏾♀️. Jesus. I JUST WANNA HAVE THE MONEY I NEED FOR THIS NEW SCHOOL TO C IF I GOTS DA FUNDS FROM DA GOVT TO C IF THEY TRYNA HELP A SISTA OUT!! Ain't that some crap? I gotta pay these mugs for them to tell me if my financial aid will cover a semester! Smh 😂 they have to make their $ someway.
Okay, for the NSFW topic, I'm basically answering a question I saw on Twitter. It was, "do men or women eat the muffin better?". To me, the obvious answer is women. We got one, chances are we already know what to do to get the party poppin' down there. I can't believe there are people (i.e.: men) who disagree with this. FAM!! Nobody is saying they can't become well trained, but I fail to see how men think as a whole, they navigate the muffin better than a person who has one. Makes no sense. Anyway bye. Hopefully no future employers find thisssssss.
Comment your thoughts if you want to.
Catch y'all in my business next time! Bye!
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