A/N: This is a texting one-shot... That's all I had to say. Carry on.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................hOi
November 2nd
Markimoo: Knock knock
Jackaboy: Who's there?
Markimoo: A broken pencil
Jackaboy: A broken pencil who?
Markimoo: Never mind. It's pointless
Jackaboy: lol
Markimoo: =P
Jackaboy: Knock knock
Markimoo: Who's there?
Jackaboy: Hanna
Markimoo: Hanna who?
Jackaboy: Hanna partridge in a pear tree!!!!!!
Markimoo: But it's not even Christmas!!!!
Jackaboy: :p
Jackaboy: BTW, I have no clue who you are.
Markimoo:...
Markimoo:...
Markimoo: Oh
Markimoo: I mustve put in the wrong number
Jackaboy: It's fine. You made me want to talk to you with your stupid knock knock jokes.
Markimoo: Hey!
Jackaboy: :p
December 31st
Markimoo: Will you remember me in a year?
Jackaboy:...
Jackaboy: Yes...
Markimoo: Will you remember me in a month?
Jackaboy: Yeah, of course.
Markimoo: Will you remember me in a week?
Jackaboy: I'd be worried if I didn't.
Markimoo: Knock knock
Jackaboy: Who's there?
Markimoo: See? You forgot me already!
Jackaboy: You piece of shit.
Markimoo: Luv ya! <3
Jackaboy: ;3
January 17th
Jackaboy: Knock knock
Markimoo: Who's there?
Jackaboy: To
Markimoo: To who?
Jackaboy: To whom
Markimoo: Oh my god...
Jackaboy: LOL
Markimoo: You correct me enough as it is? Can you not for ONE DAY?!
Jackaboy: Nope
Markimoo: Knock knock
Jackaboy: Who's there?
Markimoo: Little old lady
Jackaboy:... Little old lady who?
Markimoo: I didn't know you could yodel.
Jackaboy:...
Markimoo: I luv u. No homo
Jackaboy: Correction, all the homo
January 25th
Markimoo: Knock knock
Jackaboy: Whos there
Markimoo: Etch
Jackaboy: Etch who
Markimoo: Bless you
Jackaboy: ACHOO!!!!!
Markimoo: Jeez. It was just a joke. Also, what's up? You always put punctuation and stuff.
Jackaboy: Im sick and want to die
Markimoo: Aw! My poor baby is sick?
Jackaboy: yes and i want to die
Markimoo: Your spelling is getting worse by the sentence
Jackaboy: yourd wiuld to if you we e thus dicj
Markimoo: Dear lord
Markimoo: Well
Markimoo: I'M SORRY
Markimoo: Feel better soon, okay? I don't like you being sick
Jackaboy: mmmmmmmmmk
Markimoo: Go get some rest angel
Jackaboy: mark
Markimoo: Ya?
Jackaboy: love you
Markimoo: Love you too <3 =) =3
Jackaboy: :3 <3 :) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
February 8th
Markimoo: Happy Birthday angel!
Jackaboy: Wow, no knock knock joke? I'm surprised.
Markimoo: That hurt
Markimoo: That... That cut me deep
Jackaboy: I'm sorry. I still love you.
Markimoo: No you don't
Jackaboy: Yes I do
Markimoo: Don't
Jackaboy: Do
Markimoo: Don't
Jackaboy: Do
Markimoo: Do
Jackaboy: Ha! See? You agree with me!
Markimoo: Dammit
Jackaboy: Anyways, thanks for the birthday wish AND gift Mr. Best-Boyfriend-Ever
Markimoo: You are very welcome Jackaboy
Jackaboy: Hey Mark
Markimoo: ?
Jackaboy: Knock knock
Markimoo: =) Who's there?
Jackaboy: Olive
Markimoo: Olive who?
Jackaboy: Olive you <3
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