Drunk Texts (him)

686 17 10
                                    

~ Kyle ~

Kyle ~ Heeeyyyyyyyyy babyyyy! Where r uuuuuuuuuu? I miss uuuu babbe
You ~ I'm at home. You're on tour without me. How drunk are you Kyle??
Kyle ~ I'm not drunk X i also left youuu????! I thought we pakced oyu in the caseee?
You ~ No Kyle, we discussed that I had to stay at home.
Kyle ~ I misss youuu and I luvv youuuu XXXXXXX
You ~ I love you too, get some sleep! x

~ Will ~

You ~ Hey babe, hope you're enjoying tour! :)
Will ~ What do you mean by tour??? I'm on tour? Cooooooooooooollllllll!!!
You ~ How drunk are you?
Will ~ Just drunk on loveeeeeee
You ~ ...Will...put down whatever alcohol you have and go to sleep, you need it.
Will ~ Awwwwwwwwwwww okay :((

~ Dan ~

Dan ~ Do you know what im gonna do when i get home ;)
You ~ What are you going to do Dan?
Dan ~ I'm gonna eat a tub of ice cream! AND YOU CNAT STOP MEEEE
You ~ ...Dan... I swear if you eat that ice cream I will hide your box sets of twin peaks for a whole month.
Dan ~ wtf Y/N your so meannnnnnnnn!!!!
You ~ Just looking out for your health Daniel xx

Dan ~ wtf Y/N your so meannnnnnnnn!!!!You ~ Just looking out for your health Daniel xx

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

~ Woody ~

You ~ Goodnight babe, hope you have a good night! x
Woody ~ DAN IS SCARING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
You ~ Tell Dan to stop then?
Woody ~ HES TRYIGN TO MAEK ME EAT SPAGHETTIIIIIIII
You ~ How drunk are you?
Woody ~ DRUNKER TAHN OUYYY

~ Charlie ~

Charlie ~ You're reallllyyyy pprettyyy do you know that?
You ~ Thank you Charlie
Charlie ~ But i got a gilrfiennnndddddd
You ~ Charlie, I am your girlfriend.
Charlie ~ damnnnnnnnnn i scored good

Bastille Imagines Where stories live. Discover now