ace rants

Sooooo

My day was h*cking amazing today and I have no problems, and as I've mentioned, I love puns, so Imma give you a pun instead of my problems!

I'm sorry it's really awful

So there's this miracle drug that, if it is taken orally, can save someone even if they are on the brink of death. Because of this, the drug has been nicknamed 'God.' If it's taken any other way, it is completely useless. 

Very early one morning, someone is rushed into the emergency room with life-threatening injuries. The head doctor (Idk if they have a special name) is like, it's fine, we have God, and tells one of the doctors who are learning (sorry I don't remember their names either) to go help them.

The patient is unconscious, so the learning doctor person injects them the God. The patient dies. Upon hearing this, the head doctor rushes in and angrily shouts, "Jesus Christ!"

They used the lords name in vein.

Get it??? There are three meanings. Anyway, I'm really proud because it's one of the more complex puns I've come up with.