ace rants

Things about ace people:

-It's obligatory to say cake is your favorite food

-Somehow we have a hive mind???

-Not realizing why people were disgusted by people having crushes on them for the longest time

-Also obligatory to say you aced something when you do it well

-*Meets someone* *stares at their hand*

-When you're not out to someone and they suggest playing kiss fuck kill

-You can make ace jokes and no one understands them because no one knows asexuality exists

-Seeing/hearing the word asexual and simultaneously preparing to fight someone and also be like "THAT IS ME"

-Having to convince someone that asexuality actually exists and you didn't just make up the word when you come out to them

-When you're younger and think you might be gay