Determination (Charisk) [OUTDATED]

41 - A BRIEF HISTORY OF ALL OF HISTORY

A/N: PSA: Guys! How come there are chapters that have more reads than the ones before them? Go back and make sure you've read all the chapters! Please! It's important for the story!

(FRISK POV)

I woke up, my upper arm, shoulder, and upper torso were wrapped in bandages. Everything hurt like hell.
     "Oh? You're awake."
     "Where's my shirt? How did these bandages get here? Explain yourself, pervert!"
     "Woah there, I'm a war medic, not a rapist. You think your human doctors would care about your shirt if you got shot with a couple bullets?"
      "...Still." I tried to sit up. My ribs felt like they were made of broken glass. "God, getting hit with magic didn't hurt this much before. And why does it hurt— Agh— more after the Magic was gone?" He poured water from an ornate teapot into two cups.
     "Well... those were special engineered magic capsules, meant to maim if not kill humans, and the reason it hurts more is because it was killing your nerves. Makin' em numb. I removed all that, so now it hurts. You should take it easy for a while."
      "Don't worry, I'm—"
     "You're a fast healer. " He dropped two teabags into the cups.
      " How did you—"
      "A normal human wouldn't've woken up for about two more days."
      "...How would you know?" He pushed the cup to my side of the table."
     "careful, it's hot— You're not the First human to get hit by specialized magic down here in the last decade."
      "I... I see." We drank tea in silence for a few minutes, before I remembered what I came here for.
       "I actually was on my way to see you, before the whole magic bullets thing, I was talking to sans about magic, and he told me to ask you something."
"Ask away?"
"Where did all the DARK monsters go?" He stroked his beard a few times.
"Long, Long ago. Nearly an Era before the Human-Monster war, there were two kinds of monsters. LIGHT monsters, and DARK monsters. We lived in harmony for a long time, but we grew distant. Our cultures were just too different. The King of LIGHT monsters, Asgore's Pop, and the 4 Kings of the Darkner (that's what they're called) nations slowly grew to hate each other. Now, something I forgot to mention is that Lightners need a LIGHT fountain to survive."
      "The sun."
      "Yup! And Darkners need a DARK fountain. If these forces get out of balance, the world ends."
      "Wait what?"
      "Yup! The sky will turn black and the earth will crack, and we will all die very very painfully!"
"..."
"That's what the prophecy says. Load of bull if ya ask me. Anyway, A civil war broke out, and many lives were lost. The first skeletons were made out of LIGHT and DARK magic by the Darkners to be disposable and unstoppable soldiers. The skeletons, however betrayed their creators and sided with the Lightners. We won and cast the Darkners into another realm. Then, the same thing happened to us centuries later, talk about irony! Wahaha!"
"Well, what happened to the skeletons?"
"The skeletons, eh? Well, artificial skeletons are called 'Type II' skeletons, their bodies are made from the ground up."
"Okay, but what about Type I skeletons? Can skeletons have kids? How would they even do that? They dont have genitals or anything!"
"I don't know?"
"Why not?"
"Jeez, I know history not how skeletons get boned."
"... was that a—"
"Yes."
"Welp. It's been real, but I have to go.... Ow." I tried to get up, but I fell back down. The pain was almost as bad as when I broke my arm.
"Careful there, don't want to hurt yourself."
"I'll be fine. Thanks for the lessons and tea!"
"Anytime!" I put my hoodie back on and walked out the door. I couldn't move my arm too much, but at least I could move. Alright. Time to go see Chara... Is what I would've said had I not gotten a call from Papyrus.

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