It you understand some of these references then we can be friends :)
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Hermione : it's Ginnys birthday today and..... Sorry Ron that balloon says Lydia.
Ron: they didn't have a Ginny in the shop and Lydia was the nearest.
Draco: Lydia was the nearest to Ginny?
Ron: no... It was the nearest to reach
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Draco: Double buff! High five dad! *tries to high five lucuis*
Lucius: *fliches and moves out the way like he is getting attacked* MERLIN!
Draco: What are you doing?
Narcissa : you know he doesn't understand these things.
Lucius : lunatic
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Lucuis : your mum being serving me bits of forest all week
Lucuis: And for dessert, bloody fruit salad!
Lucuis: it's like living as a prisoner for the dark Lord.
Draco: Bit of an exaggeration
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Narcissa: Tell your son who you were with!
Draco: dad?
Lucuis: alright..... Lady Di
Draco: What?
Lucius: lady Di
Draco: Lady Di?
Lucius: yes lady Di
Draco: Lady Di as in lady Di, the lady Di?
Lucuis: yes
Draco: lady dianna, lady dianna Spencer?
Lucuis: yes bleeding lady Diana Spencer, merlin boy are you deaf
Narcissa: you see?
Lucuis: I had a dream I was in a bath of milk with lady Di.
Narcissa: *throws her shoes at his head* ARSEHOLE!
*Lucy and cissa arguing*
Draco:
Harry who as been behind draco the whole time:
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Lucuis: SHIT ON ITTTT
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Draco on the phone to lucy: Well maybe I don't need your money!
Lucy hangs up
Draco: WAIT WAIT I SAID MAYBE!
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Ron kisses blaise
Luna: Seeeeee he's his lobster
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Hermione reaches into Ron bag of popcorn: hey Ron look at this-Owww
Ron smacks her hand out of the bag.
Harry: ooff bad mistake mione.
Hermione: Ron what is wrong with you?!
Ron: RON DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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That one time draco cooked
Harry: it's good bub
Draco smirkes proudly and walkers away.
Harry spits it out: it taste like feet
Ron munching away: What's not not to like? Custard goodddd, jam gooooddd, meat gooodddd
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Pansy: luna do you have a plan?
Luna:I don't even have a pla
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Harry: Draco what's the most British thing you can do?
Draco gets up and goes to the other room
Harry: dray?
Draco running into the room: TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYYYYY
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Ron : blaise If you were a martial art teach what would your entrance be?
Hermione sitting on pasny lap: Ron why do asked the stupid question blaise isn't going to-
Blaise who had a bandana on his head: Martial art with MASTER WHHOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!!!!
Ron: that's my babbbyyyy
Pansy and hermione:
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Draco and Harry watching white chicks
Harry seeing the 2 girls dance battle: what a bunch of ass baloney!
Draco:
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Harry wear a dress to a ball for the first time
Harry: bitch I'm fabulous
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Harry and draco about to have sex
Draco walking about the bathroom: Bing bong, bing bong here comes my ding dong
Harry: no blowjob for you motherfucker
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Harry punching a girl that flirted with draco: I LOVE SENPAI YES I DOOOO, HE'S FOR ME NOT FOR YOUUUU
Ron and hermione trying to pull him of the girl:
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Voldemort appears at the malfoys when they are having dinner with Harry.
Narcissa who was getting ready to talk to her son in law to be: GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU! HE'S STILL HEREEEE
Harry:
Draco:
lucuis:
voldemort:
Narcissa: BITCHHH FUCK OFFFFF
lucuis : welcome to the family potter
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Ron: you gave harry a shot?
Draco: no it was lemonade
Harry: THERE IS A UNICORN EATING MY ROOM
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Draco drunk: Stork flies out of your vigina?
Draco: Isn't that how that works?
Draco: just BWAKKKKKAAA and then all then sudden you had a baby
Draco: better feed that stork
Pansy:
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Ok I'm done bye hoes oh wait I have been working on a bunch of drawings for over 3 weeks now they are a bit random but just go with it
K
Bye x
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FanfictionThis was one of my first story okay so yes it's cringy as hell but you lot have to deal with it like me But if your still here enjoy?
