It you understand some of these references then we can be friends :)
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Hermione : it's Ginnys birthday today and..... Sorry Ron that balloon says Lydia.
Ron: they didn't have a Ginny in the shop and Lydia was the nearest.
Draco: Lydia was the nearest to Ginny?
Ron: no... It was the nearest to reach
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Draco: Double buff! High five dad! *tries to high five lucuis*
Lucius: *fliches and moves out the way like he is getting attacked* MERLIN!
Draco: What are you doing?
Narcissa : you know he doesn't understand these things.
Lucius : lunatic
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Lucuis : your mum being serving me bits of forest all week
Lucuis: And for dessert, bloody fruit salad!
Lucuis: it's like living as a prisoner for the dark Lord.
Draco: Bit of an exaggeration
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Narcissa: Tell your son who you were with!
Draco: dad?
Lucuis: alright..... Lady Di
Draco: What?
Lucius: lady Di
Draco: Lady Di?
Lucius: yes lady Di
Draco: Lady Di as in lady Di, the lady Di?
Lucuis: yes
Draco: lady dianna, lady dianna Spencer?
Lucuis: yes bleeding lady Diana Spencer, merlin boy are you deaf
Narcissa: you see?
Lucuis: I had a dream I was in a bath of milk with lady Di.
Narcissa: *throws her shoes at his head* ARSEHOLE!
*Lucy and cissa arguing*
Draco:
Harry who as been behind draco the whole time:
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Lucuis: SHIT ON ITTTT
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Draco on the phone to lucy: Well maybe I don't need your money!
Lucy hangs up
Draco: WAIT WAIT I SAID MAYBE!
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Ron kisses blaise
Luna: Seeeeee he's his lobster
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Hermione reaches into Ron bag of popcorn: hey Ron look at this-Owww
Ron smacks her hand out of the bag.
Harry: ooff bad mistake mione.
Hermione: Ron what is wrong with you?!
Ron: RON DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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That one time draco cooked
Harry: it's good bub
Draco smirkes proudly and walkers away.
Harry spits it out: it taste like feet
Ron munching away: What's not not to like? Custard goodddd, jam gooooddd, meat gooodddd
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Pansy: luna do you have a plan?
Luna:I don't even have a pla
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Harry: Draco what's the most British thing you can do?
Draco gets up and goes to the other room
Harry: dray?
Draco running into the room: TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYYYYY
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Ron : blaise If you were a martial art teach what would your entrance be?
Hermione sitting on pasny lap: Ron why do asked the stupid question blaise isn't going to-
Blaise who had a bandana on his head: Martial art with MASTER WHHOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!!!!
Ron: that's my babbbyyyy
Pansy and hermione:
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Draco and Harry watching white chicks
Harry seeing the 2 girls dance battle: what a bunch of ass baloney!
Draco:
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Harry wear a dress to a ball for the first time
Harry: bitch I'm fabulous
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Harry and draco about to have sex
Draco walking about the bathroom: Bing bong, bing bong here comes my ding dong
Harry: no blowjob for you motherfucker
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Harry punching a girl that flirted with draco: I LOVE SENPAI YES I DOOOO, HE'S FOR ME NOT FOR YOUUUU
Ron and hermione trying to pull him of the girl:
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Voldemort appears at the malfoys when they are having dinner with Harry.
Narcissa who was getting ready to talk to her son in law to be: GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU! HE'S STILL HEREEEE
Harry:
Draco:
lucuis:
voldemort:
Narcissa: BITCHHH FUCK OFFFFF
lucuis : welcome to the family potter
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Ron: you gave harry a shot?
Draco: no it was lemonade
Harry: THERE IS A UNICORN EATING MY ROOM
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Draco drunk: Stork flies out of your vigina?
Draco: Isn't that how that works?
Draco: just BWAKKKKKAAA and then all then sudden you had a baby
Draco: better feed that stork
Pansy:
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Ok I'm done bye hoes oh wait I have been working on a bunch of drawings for over 3 weeks now they are a bit random but just go with it
K
Bye x
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أدب الهواةThis was one of my first story okay so yes it's cringy as hell but you lot have to deal with it like me But if your still here enjoy?
