♡︎☾︎ 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙾𝚗𝚎-𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ☽︎♡︎ {𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞}

Little things pt3

Most of theses are from Instagram
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Harry: you can't spell disappointment with out 'me'
Draco: Harry we've talked about this-
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Draco: why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry: to get away from you?
Draco:
Harry: what? Your mean sometimes
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Harry: day 765 of trying to make Draco love me
Draco:
Harry: are you a bee, because you make my arse sting
Draco:*walks away*
Harry: ☹️
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Harry: well maybe I don't need your cuddles!
Draco: mk then *walks away*
Harry: wait! WAIT I SAID MAYBE!!!
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Ron: *reading a card of a game* ok so name something you might hurt yourself riding on
Pansy: A horse
Blaise: a rollercoaster I guess
Hermione: uhm....a donkey?
Harry: Dra-
Ron: don't you fucking dare Harry
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House seller: so here is the house, what do you think?
Harry: *walks in the cupboard*
Harry: wow there so much more room in here then my last cupboard, I can so see myself sleeping here!
House seller: um is he ok?
Draco: I would say yes but then we both know that's a lie
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Draco: mother said I was a very possessive child but I've grown out of that
Harry: can you let Blaise go then?
Draco: *holds Blaise in a choke hold* but he called you pretty no one calls you pretty but me!
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Draco: I can't believe potter
Pansy: what did he do now?
Draco: he made feel...like....things
Pansy: potter made you feel emotion?
Draco: YEA!
Pansy: what a bitch
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Pansy: what do you look for in a man Draco?
Draco: mhm I not really sure..uhhh cute,strong
Harry: lucky for you Malfoy I'm a pretty strong guy
Draco: for 30 minutes you struggled to open a jar then you ran off crying for Weasley
Harry:
Harry: I have a strong heart?
Draco: you cried over a jar
Harry: you know what fuck you at least I'm cute
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Draco: fuck you,pottah
Harry: you wish!
Draco: I do very much
Ron: bloody fucking hell
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Harry: can you hold this?
Draco: that's your thighs?
Harry: your point being?
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Harry: omg I'm bi!
Pansy: see I told you
Hermione : congrats Harry!
Harry: Bimyself
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If Draco and Harry had a fight
Pansy: so your gonna make up to him?
Draco: yeah,make up make out I MEAN-
Blaise: can you stop being horny for once?
Draco: I can't dude,it's my last name after malfoy
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Harry: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Draco: Myxine circifrons
Harry:
Harry: Fsh
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Okiiiii I've done 🥲😀 bye bitch x