Little Things

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This is just quick little memes I guess about drarry and other ships.
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Harry: I'm boreddd

Draco smirking : I have a idea

Harry sighing but smiling :does it include me pretending to be a stripper

Draco : that's my baby

Ron demonic screaming in the background
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Draco: oi pottah!!!

Harry being annoyed : what is it malfoy

Draco :I'm going to treat you like my homework

Harry: what tear it apart and burn it?

Draco : nooo for once I'm actually gonna slam it on the table and do it all night long~

Harry: you smooth motherfucker-
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Harry: HERMIONE I FOUND OUT I'M THE FINAL HORCRUX!!

Hermione : omg Harry what are we gonna do?!?

Harry :don't worry malfoy already destroyed me so

Hermione : oh OK wait what-

Harry : it felt great-
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Draco: wanna come over my house for the night?

Harry: what are we gonna eat?

Draco smirking: you

Harry: wOt are you malfoy's cannibals?!?! AHHHHH *runs away*

Pansy dieing of laughter in the background
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Pasny : *get a idea *

Pansy : dray I dare you to kiss the person with the biggest arse *laughing*

Draco : granger.....

Hermione with a conserned face: what........

Draco :move you skinny arse I'm trying to get to pottah

Harry ded
Draco kiss
Ron screeching
Blaise pissing him self
Pansy telling hermione she doesn't have a skinny arse
Hermione cry
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Ron: Harry mate um you dad is dead right?

Harry frowned : yea why?

Ron: why was there someone on you contact list call '🥵💦daddy💦🥵'

Harry blushing like mad

Harry: wait don't press the call button-

Draco answers: hey bubba what's up? I have some chocolate her you want some-

They both block out draco talking and Ron slowly turns his head towards harry.

Harry : *awkward smile*
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A random girl touches draco arm because she fell.

Girl: oh sorry

Draco it's fine-

Storming Harry anime running towards them.

Harry : *bitch slaps her across the face*

Harry : mine

Draco pick him up and walks away while Harry is giving her the death eye over dracos shoulder.

Girl : well damn-

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Harry:Draco I'm your princess

Draco : and my dick is your throne?

Everyone in the great Hall staring dead at them with nosebleed.

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Harry : DRACO!

Draco: save the screaming for the bedroom

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Ron: MIONE HARRY IS HAVING SEX WITH HIS DEAD DAD!!!

Hermione: what?!

Ron grabs her and she puts her ear against the door Ron pointed out

Harry: a-ah~ d-daddy faster please!

Draco : ngh- w-who do you b-belong to potter?!

Harry:  y-you ah~ d-draco~

Hermione : *sighs* let's go to lunch Ronald
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Draco :hello welcome to how to make a potter happy

Harry : *upset because someone pushed him the mud*

Draco:  step one bubble bath, make sure lots of bubbles.

Harry : *smiling a bit*

Draco: step two wrap him in a fluff blanket and place him I'm the living room.

Draco: step three order pizza.

Harry: *half happy*

Draco: step four put on any anime show.

Draco : final step cuddles.

Harry : *giggling and and big smile*

Draco: Boom happy potter

Draco: Boom happy potter

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