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Draco: go to hell
Harry: but I swore to myself I'd never go back to my uncles place again
Draco:
Draco: are you OK?
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Harry: your such an asshole I hate you!
Draco: yeah well this asshole as been in your asshole so shut the fuck up.
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Draco: I brought a new hoodie today
Harry: I got a new hoodie today
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Draco on the phone with Harry when he's at a family meet up: hello Harry, what is it?
Harry on speaker: I new lingerie you have to see it tonight
The Malfoy family:
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Harry just wearing thigh high socks:
Draco: Oop- my dick is calling me-shit I mean my friend
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Harry literally not even a minute after marrying draco: HIDE THE MONEY Y'ALL THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUDN HAHAH
draco:
Harry: with you broke ass
Lucius being proud:
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Harry: five words. Say it and I'm yours
Draco: five words
Harry:
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Draco: Im not saying I hate diggory
Draco: I'm just saying if he got murdered tonight I would be the murderer
Blaise: Draco.... Calm down first of all he just talking to harry and second why did you have to pick up your father's jealousy and anger issues-
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Mconagall: so you and Mr malfoy had sexual intercourses with each other in snape office.
Harry: yeah... I'm sorry pro-
Mconagall: have a buscuit Mr potter
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Harry: DRAKIE, DRAKIE wanna see a picture of a dumbass
Draco: hah yea sure *looks at Harrys phone*
Draco: Harry you opened your camera -oh you mother fucker-
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Draco: do you know why I called here
Harry:because I accidentally sent you a picture of my thighs in fish nets?
Draco: *stops pouring wine* accidentally?
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Draco: am I scary?
Harry: no? Why?
Draco: becuase you always scream when I'm inside you *wink*
The potion class:
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Mconagall: everyone please take your seat.
Mconagall:
Mconagall: Mr potter...,malfoys lap doesn't not count
Harry giving the death stare and scowling: but why though?
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Draco: fuck you
Harry: fuck you too, I hate you
2 minutes later
*both of them nearly naked and snogging the hell out of each other *
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Okkk done these were all of from instagram so credit to who made these up. But anyway bye while I die in British heat.
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FanfictionThis was one of my first story okay so yes it's cringy as hell but you lot have to deal with it like me But if your still here enjoy?
