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Draco: go to hell
Harry: but I swore to myself I'd never go back to my uncles place again
Draco:
Draco: are you OK?
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Harry: your such an asshole I hate you!
Draco: yeah well this asshole as been in your asshole so shut the fuck up.
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Draco: I brought a new hoodie today
Harry: I got a new hoodie today
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Draco on the phone with Harry when he's at a family meet up: hello Harry, what is it?
Harry on speaker: I new lingerie you have to see it tonight
The Malfoy family:
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Harry just wearing thigh high socks:
Draco: Oop- my dick is calling me-shit I mean my friend
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Harry literally not even a minute after marrying draco: HIDE THE MONEY Y'ALL THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUDN HAHAH
draco:
Harry: with you broke ass
Lucius being proud:
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Harry: five words. Say it and I'm yours
Draco: five words
Harry:
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Draco: Im not saying I hate diggory
Draco: I'm just saying if he got murdered tonight I would be the murderer
Blaise: Draco.... Calm down first of all he just talking to harry and second why did you have to pick up your father's jealousy and anger issues-
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Mconagall: so you and Mr malfoy had sexual intercourses with each other in snape office.
Harry: yeah... I'm sorry pro-
Mconagall: have a buscuit Mr potter
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Harry: DRAKIE, DRAKIE wanna see a picture of a dumbass
Draco: hah yea sure *looks at Harrys phone*
Draco: Harry you opened your camera -oh you mother fucker-
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Draco: do you know why I called here
Harry:because I accidentally sent you a picture of my thighs in fish nets?
Draco: *stops pouring wine* accidentally?
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Draco: am I scary?
Harry: no? Why?
Draco: becuase you always scream when I'm inside you *wink*
The potion class:
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Mconagall: everyone please take your seat.
Mconagall:
Mconagall: Mr potter...,malfoys lap doesn't not count
Harry giving the death stare and scowling: but why though?
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Draco: fuck you
Harry: fuck you too, I hate you
2 minutes later
*both of them nearly naked and snogging the hell out of each other *
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Okkk done these were all of from instagram so credit to who made these up. But anyway bye while I die in British heat.
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Fiksi PenggemarThis was one of my first story okay so yes it's cringy as hell but you lot have to deal with it like me But if your still here enjoy?
