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When hermione gets pregnant and luna gives her a tape on how it's like.
Draco: what? Reading the title of the tape cookie and Kerry? Meh probably one of those werid 70s plays harry watch.
Places the tape in to the tape player
Draco: let's see what's thing crap is turns on the tv
The video plays and its 100% not play and draco watches somone give birth
Draco: * traumatised*
Harry: *walks out of his room wearing a smexy outfit* well? What do ya think Mr malfoy
Draco: *looks at Harry with a traumatic face*
Harry: ok gez I didn't think it was that bad *slowly wraps his flowery bathrobe*
Draco: harryyy why did you get me that for valentines day?!
Harry: what oh! That's not ours honey that's for mione, why did you watch it?
Draco: *nods slowly*
Harry: Draco you getting all worked up by a tape giving birth is a beautiful thing
Draco: beautiful?! Is this beautiful?! *aggressively turns on the TV*
The TV comes back on with the women screaming and Doctors around her
Harry: oh my merlin ahh why is that thing doing to her!?
Draco: now are you happy we didn't use that potion last night!
Harry and draco sit on the sofa traumatised
Mione walks through the door after a knock
Hermione : ohhh did I interrupt some kinky time
They both shake there head no
Hermione: ok? Anyway is the tape in?
Harry: yea
Draco: do you want us to leave you alone?
Hermione: nooo I want you guys with me, you guys wanna baby so we are in this together.
Hermione plays the tape
Hermione: oh... Oh... OH OH MY MERLIN WHY IS THAT BABY TORTURING THAT WOMEN.
Harry: it's... Its still beautiful?
Hermione: no its not that child is ripping her apart!
Harry: I know!! I feel so bad for you!
Draco: why am I watching this for the third time?!
Harry and hermione cover their eyes
Draco: hey guys look!
Harry: what what?! Did her ass explode?!
Draco: nooo look the baby's born
Harry: aw it's so small
Draco: if that's a small baby how big were you?
Harry: *giggles and slaps dracos arm lightly * shut up, you OK mione?
Draco: how do you feel about giving birth?
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Hermione: no
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Just a little something for here I haven't posted a story in a while on this book anyways the next chapter of stripper is coming out soon xx
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FanfictionThis was one of my first story okay so yes it's cringy as hell but you lot have to deal with it like me But if your still here enjoy?
