Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots

The Heist

(WC: 2070
Category: Chatfic, humor
Warnings: Just some mild swearing :)

Hiya! This story is going to be the finale for my Season 7 oneshot book. You might remember in Season 6 I did a revamp of the first oneshot I posted there, Hermit Road Trip. I was going to do something like that again, but I realized I already did that for S7's anniversary lmao-

But this is still sentimental to me in a way--chatfics were actually one of the first kinds of fanfics I read (and wrote) back in my Miraclous Ladybug phase maybe 2-3 years back! I've been reading a lot of chatfics lately so I thought I might as well revisit them in my writing :D

Is this borderline crack? Yeah. But it's a chatfic where things are allowed to go insane while still keeping a coherent storyline (and plus they're really fun to write kasjfhgkjfd)

Before the story starts, I just wanted to thank you guys for sticking around all this time, it really does mean a lot to see that people still enjoy my writing after almost 2 years in this fandom <3 Here's to future seasons!

Enjoy!)

< Tango -> Zedaph, Impulse >
3:01 AM

Tango: guys
Tango: guys guys guys
Tango: wake up i have an idea

Zedaph: Yeah?

Tango: okay perfect zed's awake now IMPULSE GET OVER HERE

Impulse: Oh my god
Impulse: It's three in the morning
Impulse: Why are you two awake??

Tango: because i have an idea

Impulse: Go back to bed

Zedaph: But I wanna hear his idea :((

Tango: impy you don't wanna make zed sad do you

Impulse: I'm too tired to deal with any of this

Tango: anYWAY heres my idea
Tango: so
Tango: since everyone else is asleep rn
Tango: we head to the shopping district
Tango: and pilfer some diamond popsicles from the cart next to the town hall

Impulse: ...There are so many things wrong with that plan.

Zedaph: I love it!!

Tango: so it's settled then :D

Impulse: Wait I didn't agree to this

Tango: :D

Impulse: The diamond popsicle cart Scar built got taken down after the mayoral election--how are you guys going to get them now??

Tango: yk scar, he loves to eat diamonds for some reason
Tango: i bet he has some lying around his base

Impulse: .
Impulse: ARE YOU GOING TO INFILTRATE SCAR'S BASE?????

Zedaph: HECK YEAAAAAAHHHHH I'M IN

Tango: OH YES WE ARE

Impulse: IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING

Tango: the *perfect* time to strike

Impulse: He's going to murder you

Tango: death should fear me, not the other way around

Impulse: I'm going back to bed

Tango: NONONONO WAIT
Tango: we need you as our lookout!! while me and zed are sneaking into scar's base!!