(Let the brain cell losses begin)
Cleo: Rickity roll, I will now yeet your soul
Iskall: Grian, where's Mumbo?
Grian: He wanted to fly a kite
Mumbo, strapped to a kite high in the air: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Tango and Impulse aiming a gun at Zed: Don't do it, Zed-
Zed, holding a gun to HIS head: You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself??? That doesn't make any sense!
Tango:
Impulse:
Zed:
Tango and Impulse, now holding a gun to their OWN head: Zed put it doWN PUT IT DOWN
Zed aiming HIS gun at Tango and Impulse: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAAAAAAYKeralis: I made you this friendship bracelet!
Bdubs: I'm not really much of a jewelry person-
Keralis: You don't have to wear it.
Bdubs: I'm wearing it forever. Back off.Keralis selling books: Drugs?
xB: N-no, I'm okay-
Keralis: Drugs?
xB: Uh--no thank you-
Keralis: Drugs?
xB: W-who invited-Cleo, to Joe: You could sell your soul!
Cleo: I did, and look at me!
Cleo: I'm perfectly fine.Bdubs: How's the world's most handsome man doing?
Keralis, without looking up from his build: I dunno, how ARE you doing?
Bdubs: *voice cracking* I'm f-fine.Grian: So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool.
Mumbo: Grian what are you doing
Grian: So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool.
Mumbo: GRIAN. G R I A N.
Grian: So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool.
Mumbo: SHUT THE F*CK UP GRIANDoc admiring Mount Goatmore: GOOD SH*T
Doc: GOOD SH*T
Doc: THAT'S SOME GOOD SH*T RIGHT THERE
Doc: RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
Doc: I SAY SO
Doc: RIGHT THERE
Doc: RIGHT THERE
Doc: GOOD SH*TKeralis: Bdubs, no! This is a bad idea!
Bdubs: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Cleo: GrEaT GoOGlY MoOgLy iT'S AlL gOnE To Sh*T
Bdubs: Here you go, a nice cup of hot coffee.
Keralis: Oh, it's cold...
Bdubs: Nice cup of coffee.
Keralis: It's horrible!
Bdubs: Cup of coffee.
Keralis: I'm not even sure it's coffee...
Bdubs: Cup.Mumbo: Grian, why is there blood everywhere?
Grian: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Mumbo: You stabBED SOMEONE????
Grian: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife
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Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots
FanfictionWelcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a smattering of oneshots based off of other Hermitcraft fanfics and Hermittpad one...