Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes Part 5

(Probably my favorite incorrect quotes chapter so far, probably because it highlights my stupid sense of humor-

The first half of the quotes from this chapter are from incorrectdteam on Twitter, and the second half are from sapnaps_skechers on Insta, so credit goes there :D

Enjoy!)

Scar: What're you laughing about?
Grian: Nothing
Grian's mind: Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles

Grian: What are you doing?
Scar: Poking around the Resistance HQ.
Grian: You can't do that!
Scar: I can do anything I want. I'm a cinnamon roll.

Cleo: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it at someone to see who's next

Ren, winking: I guess you could say I fell for you
Doc:
Doc: You literally just rolled down a flight of stairs, how are you even alive!?

Tango: *About to hit a pothole*
Impulse: To the left!
Tango: Take it back now y'all
Tango: *Hits the pothole straight on*

Joe: Okay, that's it, you're in big trouble, get on top of the fridge!
Cleo, climbing on top of the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE

X: What does "take out" mean to you?
Bdubs: Food
Beef: Date
Doc: Hitman
Etho: All three if you're brave enough

Mumbo: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
Iskall: How eyeronic
Mumbo: SHUT UP
Iskall: Don't lash out!
Mumbo: I SWEAR TO GOD

Bdubs: GRIAN WHY DID YOU STAB THEM???
Grian: THEY WERE TRASH TALKING SCAR
Bdubs, taking out his own sword: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL THEM?????

Bdubs, putting two pieces of bread on either side of Doc's face: WHAT ARE YOU?
Doc: A snack
Bdubs: NO

Zed: *sneezes*
Tango, from the vents: Bless you
Zed: God?

Joe: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Grian: His name was Jared, he's nineteen
Iskall: When his parents built a very strange machine
Tango: Watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Zed: AYYYY MACARENA
X: Horrible job everyone

Grian: What happens to nitrogen during the day?
Grian: It becomes daytrogen!
Mumbo: ...I'm going to bed.
Grian: Good nitrogen!
Bdubs: Sleep tightrogen.
Etho: Don't let the bed bugs bitetrogen!

Scar, parking his car: See if you can get us a table.
Grian: Oh sure
*Two minutes later*
Grian, rushing out of the restaurant doors holding a table: StaRT THE F*CKING CAR

Bdubs: Fine! I challenge you to an arm wrestling competition!
Doc: Oh, you're so going down!
Bdubs:
Doc:
Bdubs:
Doc: Why are you just holding my hand

Doc: Met a stupid person today. It was awful
Etho: So you looked in a mirror?
Doc: One day you will have to pay for your actions and god will not be as merciful.

Grian: You are...flower
Scar: Explain.
Grian: Makes me happy :)

Zed: What if we weaponize sheep?
Tango, already excited: WHAT IF WE WEAPONIZE EVERYTHING
Impulse: What if we don't?