Star Trek Reader Inserts

McCoy

Every so often there is one planet, just one, where things don't go badly. The planet you and your boyfriend, Leonard, happened to be one of those. It was an ocean planet, beaches were everywhere. The Captain had told you two to 'make observations'. He really just wanted you two to have a romantic day.

You and Leonard sat on a beach, enjoying the sun. Well, suns. You were trying to tan a little and just relax. Leonard was trying to do the same. The two of you would not satisfy Jim being a matchmaker. Or, maybe you would, and prank him later. The second one sounded best to you. Leonard had gotten up to get you drinks.

"Alright, I got what you ordered." He said returning. He sat down next to you and laid close.

"Thank you, Leonard." You said leaning in to kiss him. After kissing for a while, he leaned back. "We need to think of a away to get back at Jim."

"Agreed." You said taking a sip of your drink. "How about, we wait for him to use his food replicator, but we set it so it only replicates bouncy balls." You say.

"And, if he tries to change the settings, it only replicates food he hates. And we can switch the water in his room to a icy temperature." Leonard added. You laughed and curled up next to him.

"Defiantly. Cheers." You say clanking drinks with him. "In one hour, lets tell the ship we want to beam up. Then we can set up the pranks."

**later**

"Okay, You distract Jim, I'll fix the settings." You whisper to Leonard.

"Can't you distract him?" He whispers back.

"No, I work in engineering to I know the settings. Also, you can distract him longer." You back to him. The two of you entered a turbo lift. When it got to the bridge, Leonard exited yelling 'Captain James Tiberious Kirk! I need you in Sickbay Immediately!' He turned around and winked at you.

You snuck to the Captain's quarters, and changed the replicator. And fixed the shower to only freezing cold water.

Later that night, Jim knocked on your quarters door.

"Y/N, open up! I really want to talk to you!" He yelled. You open the door.

"Yes?" You ask mockingly.

"What did you do to my food replicator and my shower." He demands. "And I know Leonard was in on it."

"It was just a little pay back for something you may do in the future." You say smiling. Leonard was currently in the bathroom at you quarters. "Goodbye, Captain," you say closing the door.

"Who was that? Jim?" Leonard asked when the door shut. You nod. The two do you stare at each other before bursting out laughing.

"Was he mad?"

"More shocked then mad."

"Wow, we need to do that more often."

"Of course."

AUTHORS NOTE:

Sorry that sucked, BUT I NEED IDEAS! I'm starting to run out.