Tom Holland/Peter Parker Imagines

Tom Holland- Hypothetically

A/N: Happy 100th story! If you've made it this far without cringing at my stories, or without giving up on reading my stories...congratulations. I applaud your efforts.

Y/N
"I think we should get a divorce." You spoke, Tom, Robert, Zendaya and Jacob looking at you as if you were crazy.

"What...do you mean?" Tom looked at you, focusing all his attention on you.

"We should get a divorce." You repeated, Tom still confused.

"What are you doing?" Zendaya asked.

"I'm just practicing." You smiled, sipping your drink.

"Oh, ok. Uh, what led you to start planning your, I'm assuming...hypothetical divorce?" Tom asked, seeming more interested.

"I have no idea. I'm 22, and I think I'm in the middle of a quarter-life crisis." You laughed.

"A quarter-life crisis? Oh my god. You have gone insane. I mean, you haven't even found your soulmate yet." Robert laughed.

"Tom, hypothetically divorce me." You faced Tom, his face flustered.

"Really?" He asked.

"Yes." You encouraged him.

"Uh, ok. If we're hypothetically divorcing, then I'm hypothetically taking half of your assets." Tom seemed smart.

"Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. It's called a prenup, right?" You asked as you faced Zendaya and Jacob, Robert sighing.

"Yes, it's called a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one." Jacob smiled.

"Shit." You quickly tried to come up with a better response.

"Wait, who the hell are you?" You asked.

"I'm Tom's hypothetical lawyer, in this hypothetical divorce case." Jacob smiled again.

"Well, then I'm taking the hypothetical kids, the hypothetical house and everything hypothetical inside the house, including the hypothetical car. I can do that right?" You asked.

"Yes, you can do that." Zendaya smiled.

"Who the hell are you?" Tom asked.

"I'm Y/N's hypothetical lawyer." Zendaya laughed.

"Anyway. How could you hypothetically do this to me?!" Tom fake cried.

"Because you are hypothetically an alcoholic." You laughed, unable to hold back the tears of happiness you were feeling by acting this very stupid situation out.

"Ok. Now that this whole...hypothetical divorce situation is over, Y/N, can you please explain what the hell just happened? You had an entire conversation based only on a hypothetical situation. That's freaking crazy." Robert laughed as he looked at you.

"It's called being imaginative. Besides, I'm constantly creating random conversations in my head, and I've always wondered what it would be like to hear them in real life." You smiled, causing everyone around you to still be confused.