Peter Parker- April fools

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April fools day within the Avengers Compound is a serious deal. 2 years ago, Nat pretended that Bucky shaved her eyebrows off before removing the makeup she had been wearing for hours.

Last year, Tony and Pepper convinced you that you were moving away with them. This year, Tony had another prank in store, but you and your boyfriend Peter had the perfect revenge prank.

Tony is your adoptive uncle. Your father and Tony worked together on a few of the suits that Tony now uses to be Iron-Man. Since your father died, you lived with your mom, but because she moves around a lot for work, she enlisted Tony to take care of you whenever she isn't in New York.

You and Peter ran into your room, tomorrow being April 1st. You had bought a fake positive pregnancy test online. The plan was simple. Convince Tony that you were pregnant with Peter's baby. You'd enlist the help of the entire Avengers team to help sell the prank.
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The morning was upon you. Peter gave you a kiss before going to the kitchen of the compound to wait for the pin to drop. You got up, getting dressed. You messaged Nat.

You: The test is on top of my dresser.

Nat: Time to scare Tony.

Leaving your room, you walked into the kitchen, kissing Tony's cheek as you made a cup of coffee. You watched as Nat walked into the room, her face slightly confused.

"Um, Y/N. What was this doing on your dresser?" She held up the test, Tony's face dropping as he saw it.

"Please tell me that isn't what I think it is..." Both you and Peter avoided eye contact as Tony grabbed the test from Nat's hands. This was going so well.

"I'm so sorry, Tony." You broke down, Nat walking over to hug you.

"You are so dead Peter!" Tony yelled, attempting to attack Peter.

"Tony! Calm down! It's just a baby!" You pulled Tony off Peter.

"A baby that only came into existence because you and Peter..." He couldn't even finish his sentence.

"Tony, stop. We can deal with this in a calm matter. Go for a walk. I'll deal with Y/N, Peter...and the baby." Nat smiled, holding you gently.

You watched as Tony walked off.

"That was awesome!" You hugged Nat.

"He has no idea." Peter laughed.

"Just to be clear, you two haven't...you know...had sex?" Nat asked.

"No. We're waiting until we've both graduated high-school. The furthest we've gone is a heated make-out session." You smiled, kissing Peter's cheek.

"Ok. Thanks for the reassurance." Nat smiled as you all got ready for the second phase: Avengers meeting.

Everyone in the compound was excited to see how this would play out, as all of them knew of the prank. Even Pepper knew it was a prank.

After a few hours, Tony hadn't stopped pacing in his office, Pepper trying to calm him down. You peeked through the door, hearing what he was saying.

"She's pregnant, Pepper. She's had sex with him." You watched as Pepper tried not to laugh at Tony's panicked state.

"Listen Tony. Just relax. Y/N is mature enough to figure out what to do. All you need to do is support her." You quickly hid when you knew that Pepper and Tony were going to leave.

You quickly texted the only group chat that didn't involve Tony.

You: Pepper has set the bait. Get ready for a very funny meeting.

Clint: Really? I wanna keep this going. I've enjoyed Tony freaking out.

Bucky: I agree with Clint.

Peter: We need to end this charade at some point.

Steve: It's an April fools prank. Lets leave it at April fools.

Nat: Guys, Tony is about to enter the living-room.

You quickly ran to the living-room, sticking by Peter's side as Tony entered, hugging you.

Hugging him back, you smiled.

"So, what's going to happen now? Please don't tell me I'm gonna be shipped off to a safe-house." You played along with the prank.

"No, you're not. But, for you and the baby, you'll be staying in the compound. No leaving, no outside visitors, unless absolutely necessary." Tony informed you.

"As for Peter, I don't know. He can stay here, I guess." Tony sighed.

"I have to say it." Peter whispered to you, making you smile.

"April fools." Peter smiled, confusing Tony.

"Excuse me?" He asked, moving back.

"April fools. None of this is real. Y/N isn't pregnant." Peter revealed, Tony's eyes widening.

"Really?! So, you two didn't...you know..." He looked between you and Peter, everyone trying not to laugh.

"No, they haven't had sex." Tony wouldn't say it, so Nat obviously had to.

"So that test...was fake?" He asked.

"Yep. Bought it online. It wasn't a false positive, it was completely fake." You smiled, holding it up, allowing him to get a closer look at it.

"I want to be sure. Nat, go buy Y/N a real pregnancy test. I need to be sure." Tony instructed Nat as you were confused.

"Tony, I'm not pregnant. I got my period 2 days ago. Nat would know. She got me the pads." You informed Tony, who still didn't believe you.

Nat returned to the compound with two real pregnancy tests, Tony waiting in your room with Peter who was confused by Tony's logic.

Doing as you were told, you took the tests and after 15 minutes, you walked out of the bathroom, holding them up.

"Like I said. I'm not pregnant. They're both negative." You smiled.

"Good. I don't want to be killed by your mother." Tony sighed as he got up.

"Tony. There is no need to worry. Peter and I won't have kids until we have both graduated and gotten married. Calm down." You laughed, Tony rolling his eyes.

"By the way, great April fools prank. You really scared me." He laughed.

"It's only fair. You scared me last year!" You playfully hit him before he pulled you in for a loving hug.

"Please tell me you didn't tell my mum?" You looked at Tony as you pulled away.

"Uhm...we can talk about that tomorrow." Tony smiled, quickly exiting the room.

"We are so dead." Peter hugged you as you discarded the used tests in the bin.

"Yes. Yes we are." You agreed with him.

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