Warnings: Spiders! Fluff! Mention of current political issues! Language!
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
Chris was relaxing with Dodger on the couch when he heard the front door open. Glancing over he smiled when he saw you walk in, dressed in a pink tee and short denim overalls.
"Hey how was the rally?" Chris asked as you put down your 'no uterus no opinion' sign.
"Good" you smiled as you kicked off your shoes and walked over to him "met some inspiring people, took some photos, said my piece and helped empower women"
Chris smiles up at you, reaching out to take your hand, his thumb gently running over your skin "I'm proud of you" he smiles.
"Thank you, now I'm gonna go have a shower and wash all this glitter off" you say as you lean down to give him a quick kiss.
"Alright, i'll have dinner ready for when you're done" Chris tells you making you smile.
"Thanks sweetheart" you smile before heading up the stairs.
Chris pushed himself up from the couch, Dodger letting out a small huff and the disturbance as Chris left to head into the kitchen.
He was just in the middle of prepping all the veg when he heard you screaming his name. He instantly dropped everything and ran up the stairs.
"Sweetheart what's wrong are you hurt?" He asks slightly out of breath as he burst through the bathroom door spotting you stood outside of the shower shivering.
"There's a spider in the shower!" You tell him as you clung to your towel, shampoo still in your hair.
Chris' shoulders relax as he lets out a small chuckle "Jesus christ sweetheart I thought you'd hurt yourself or something"
"I'm sorry but please go get rid of it" you say a small whine in your voice.
"Alright, alright where is it?" Chris says grabbing some toilet paper.
"At the top of the shower, right by the shower head" you tell him before shuddering "god it could have fallen on me"
Chris lets out a small chuckle earning a small glare from you. He gives you an apologetic look before stepping towards the shower. Poking his head in he starts looking for the spider, expecting it to be a small one. However when he spots it he instantly freezes, it was massive, easily the biggest he's ever seen. Like you Chris has a fear of spiders but Chris could deal with small ones. This one was not small.
"Fahking hell, nope sorry babe that's on you" he states shaking his head putting as much distance as he could between him and the spider.
"Chris!" You exclaim in disbelief.
"Its fahking massive! It wouldn't even fit down the drain" Chris says pointing to the spider in question.
"Chris c'mon please!" You whine.
"You're the one whose been at a rally all day to empower women, you deal with it" Chris argues.
"Chris I am currently in a very vulnerable and compromised position right now!" You point out gesturing to your towel covered self.
"That's definitely the least sexiest way you've told me you're naked" Chris states earning another glare from you.
"Chris!!" You complain again, stamping your foot.
"Okay, okay fine, fuck I'm not even sure if it'll fit in a cup" Chris relents glancing back inside the shower.
"Get my hairspray" you tell him pointing back towards the bedroom
"What?" Chris asks confused
"My hairspray, spray it on the spider it'll dry and immobilese it" you explain.
"Okay, okay, I don't get why you can't do this" Chris says heading out of the bathroom to grab your hairspray.
"Because you have longer arms and this" you say gesturing to yourself.
"Fine" Chris huffs.
Chris takes a deep breath mentally preparing himself. He locates the spider and starts spraying it with the hairspray, yelping suddenly when the spider fell to the floor.
"Is it dead?" Chris asks glancing down at it.
"No just paralysed now kill it before it starts moving again!" You tell him keeping as much distance as possible.
Chris lets out a small groan as he grabs the water glass that was on the side, using the bottom of it to squish the spider. Spider goo going everywhere.
"Gross" Chris mutters as he washes the spider remnants down the drain.
"Thank you so much Chris" you say breathing a sigh of relief.
"You owe me, big time" Chris states.
"Deal, we can do whatever you want later" you tell him, a lopsided grin growing on his face.
"Now that I like the sound of" he grins leaning over to quickly kiss you "now go enjoy your spider-less shower while I go finish dinner, we're gonna need a lot of energy tonight" he winks as he slips back out of the bathroom.
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Chris and Co. Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of one shot featuring Chris Evans and some of his characters! Oneshots featured in this book have also been posted onto my tumblr account. @secretswiftymarvelfan
