Warnings: Gross food and Drinks! Dialogue Heavy (but its an interview what do you expect!)
You and Chris sat down opposite each other at the table filled with disgusting food and drinks.
"Oh gahd this is disgusting why did I let you rope me into this?" Chris grimaces shaking his head.
"Because you married me" you laugh at him.
"I mean what is that!" Chris complains pointing at the dish in front of him.
"Um cow's tongue" you say glancing over.
"Disgusting" Chris mutters shaking his head.
You laughed at him before setting to work introducing the segment, calling out all the dishes showing them to the camera. Chris making his complaint very well-known as you read them out.
"Alright let's get started, I'll go easy on you for the first one, grasshoppers!" You smirk turning the table so it was in front of him.
"That's not easy!" Chris complains.
"Would you prefer calf's brain?" You laugh, taking Chris' silence as a no.
"Okay, what is my most annoying habit?" You ask reading off the card.
"Oh, this is easy!" Chris exclaims making you gasp shaking your head at him.
"Tread carefully" you warn him playfully.
"It's not bad I promise, but you're a bit forgetful and easily distracted, so you'll start a task get distracted and completely forget what you were doing before so you leave stuff around the house" Chris answers.
He goes to lean forward and rest his elbows on the tables but grimaces when he remembers the disgusting items in front of him so leans back instead.
"It is usually you or dodger that distracts me so it's kinda your fault" you point out making Chris chuckle and nod his head.
"Okay your turn and I'm not going easy on you" Chris chuckles moving the ghost pepper hot sauce in front of you, knowing how much you hated spicy foods.
"You're evil" you mutter shaking your head at him.
Chris picks up the card giggling to himself, hand running over his beard.
"I just want to clarify, we didn't write these questions ourselves, but I do want to know the answer" Chris tells the audience before smirking over at you.
"You could ask your own questions if you really want" you say shrugging your shoulders.
"Oh really? Okay... who has the biggest D- nope" Chris says making you and the audience laugh.
"Okay real question, you have been romantically linked with myself, Tom Hardy, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Henry Cavill, who was the best in bed?" Chris asks reading off the card.
"I married you didn't I?" You smirk giving him a small wink.
"Right answer" Chris grins.
You and Chris answer a couple more questions, you begrudgingly taking a few sips of pickle juice. Chris being annoyingly honest. However, when you read the last question for him you knew you had him.
"Okay I just want to clarify, no lying is allowed at all, and even if you eat this is doesn't mean yes" you point out, Chris arching a brow.
"Okay, honesty or no comment" Chris agrees nodding his head.
"Good, so fans are theorising that you will be reprising your role as Johnny Storm in the MCU, is there any truth to these theories?" You ask smirking.
Chris sighs pursing his lips in annoyance because he knew that you already knew the answer. He looked down at the cow's tongue in front of him. He goes to grab a piece but hesitates a couple times.
"You're really lucky I love you" Chris groans eventually grabbed the toothpick with a cube of tongue on it and quickly puts it in his mouth.
He groans as he tries to chew it eventually spitting it into to bucket besides it.
"Gahd that was so tough! Urgh!" He complains grabbing a glass of water.
"How did it taste?" You ask chuckling.
"Like leather" he grimaces.
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Chris and Co. Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of one shot featuring Chris Evans and some of his characters! Oneshots featured in this book have also been posted onto my tumblr account. @secretswiftymarvelfan
