Chris and Co. Oneshots

The Spider Chronicles: Lloyd Hansen

Warnings: Language! Spiders!

His one weakness

It had been a long day and all you wanted to do was relax, maybe have a nice bath, definitely with a glass of wine. It had been a hellish day at work and you had to get groceries on your way home since you knew Lloyd would not have done it.

You didn't bother announcing your arrival, heading straight into the kitchen to start unpacking the shopping. You were just putting away the very specific expensive bottle of juice Lloyd requests, glass bottle and everything when you heard the sound of gunshots ringing through the apartment. You startled, dropping the bottle of juice which promptly smashed on the kitchen tiles.

"Oh for fuck sake Lloyd" you screeched stamping your foot in frustration.

You stormed through the apartment in the direction the gunshots came from. You had told Lloyd repeatedly not to shoot his gun in the apartment. You didn't care if he was bored or wanted to do target practice. If someone was breaking in then it was fair game, but that would never happen so you were pissed.

You found Lloyd in the ensuite gun aimed at the floor still, eyes wide with a mad look in them. His shoulders heaved as he breathed deeply. You looked down to find bullet holes in the floor of your very nice tiled flooring.

"What the hell Lloyd!" You yelled alerting him to your presence.

"Pumpkin when did you get home?" He asks frowning as he looked back up at you.

"Just a few minutes ago now why the hell have you shot holes into our nice new bathroom flooring!" You exclaim gesturing down to the damaged floor.

"There was a spider," Lloyd says shrugging his shoulders.

"A spider!" You shouted in disbelief "a fucking spider! You shot your gun at a spider!"

"Yeah, so what?" He huffed pushing past you to leave the bathroom.

You huffed in annoyance grabbing your high heels from your feet throwing one at his back as he walked away.

"Don't walk away! Why the hell did you do that!" you shout.

Lloyd whips around "because they're fucking disgusting and I don't want that in my apartment!" He shouted pointing back to the bathroom.

"Then use a glass and piece of paper or kill it by stepping on it like a normal human being," you say throwing your other shoe at him, which he easily dodged.

"Fuck that! I'm not getting within five fucking feet of those things" he shouted.

You blinked a couple of times before realising why he was reacting the way he was.

"You're scared of spiders" you state in disbelief.

"Ha yeah right!" He scoffs but even you could tell it was a bare-faced lie.

"Yes, you are! Oh my god!" You laugh shaking your head.

Lloyd growls stepping forward until his chest met yours "you utter a single word of this to anyone I will kill you pumpkin" he warns.

You let out a huff of a laugh "don't worry Lloyd" you say patting his pec "your secret is safe with me"