Chris and Co. Oneshots

Red Lady - Ransom Drysdale x Reader (Headcanon)

-Ransom would initially freak out

-Finding you curled up in a ball in bed in pain

-Almost calling an ambulance until you told him what it actually was

-Causing him to freak out for an entirely different reason

-Because let's be honest he's not stuck around long enough with any other girl to deal with this before.

-You tell him to just leave you alone while you deal with it alone

-Except Ransom doesn't want you to deal with it alone, he wants to help.

-He just has no clue what to do, he starts thinking of who he could get help from.

-Linda is instantly out, Joni too she'd probably come up with some herbal bullshit that would just piss you off.

-He considers Meg for a moment but she would almost certainly tell the rest of the family at the earliest opportunity.

-He settles with calling Marta who agrees to go to the nearest shop with him to pick up everything he'll need.

-She helps him pick up some more pads and tampons, some painkillers, a hot water bottle and some snacks ranging from healthy to complete garbage.

-Once they were done Ransom of course warns her not to tell a soul.

-"If i hear that you've told anyone you'll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life"

-Marta just rolls her eyes getting back in her run down car and heading home.

-Once he got home he found you buried under the covers.

-"Hey kitten I know you told me to leave you alone but I brought you some stuff"

-You peak out of the covers wearily your face turning to one of surprise when you see everything he has.

-"Oh ransom you didn't have to" you whispered.

-"I wanted to, now lets just chill out and watch a movie" he offers

-Ransom climbs into the bed with you, holding onto you as you curl up besides him.

-"You know they say sex helps get rid of the pain" Ransom says earning a swift slap from you.