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fourty-two

fourty-two, men suck

CHARLIE'S ANGELS

8 RECIPIENTS 

HAILEY
OLIVIA
MADISON
CONAN
EMMA
TIMOTHEE
JACKIE
ELSIE

ELSIE
you guys will never believe who came
by the apartment last night

HAILEY
from the way you're texting,
i'm assuming it's not austin?

ELSIE
i wish

EMMA
i honestly have no clue

you'd have to tell us elsie

MADISON
wait...

no

please tell me he didn't

OLIVIA
did he???

ELSIE
he did

CONAN
i'm just going to pretend i know
who he is

TIMOTHEE
you're kidding

JACKIE
HE WAS IN THE APARTMENT???

I NEED TO DISINFECT EVERYTHING

ELSIE
he came by right after i got off of
the phone with austin

MADISON
what did he want?

CONAN
before we dive into the details,
are we talking about luke
hemmings?

OLIVIA
unfortunately

CONAN
got it

continue

ELSIE
he came over basically saying he got
with sierra to get over me and that he
was still in love with me.

EMMA
no way

what did you tell him?

ELSIE
basically said it wasn't fair to me that he
was coming back into my life when i was
finally happy and moved on.

he then started asking what austin
had that he didn't and it ended with him
saying austin would leave me for a younger,
more successful person than me

and then i kicked him out.

TIMOTHEE
he has the fucking nerve to
go to your apartment and
beg for you to come back when
he fucking cheated on you?

HAILEY
i'm so sorry elsie

men really suck

OLIVIA
they really do

MADISON
please tell me you wrote a song

ELSIE
hailey, you have a husband 🙄

but yes, i wrote a song

i finished my album last night and
now i'm at the studio recording it with dove

let's just say my album will be released
mid october

CONAN
so excited to hear it!!

EMMA
are you going on tour?

i'd definitely come to your new york show

OLIVIA
please go on tour

i'd love to see you in la

HAILEY
justin and i would definitely come to
your show

MADISON
so would i!!!

TIMOTHEE
i guess i would make an appearance
at your show if you did go on tour

ELSIE
i haven't really thought about
going on tour

but i'll keep it in mind

but i gtg

gotta record this album

MADISON
good luck!!

BELLA'S CORNER

surprise next chapter 🤭

it's a good one, i promise

elsie's album will release in like 2-3 chapters (: