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" 𝕸innie!......would I ever lie to you? I love you, more than anyone. I would never. I'm telling you I didn't do it" Sirius groaned to the older witch, Remus and I exchanging a meaningful glance as we watched and listened, Mcgonagall still irritated with the innocent boy,
"I have reason to believe you would lie to me Mr Black, like you are doing now. Evidence leads to you, your cologne was lingering in the air—"
"Someone sprayed my cologne in there to trick you into believing it was me to take the blame, whilst I was innocent, and am being wrongly accused. And when I tell you, you'll regret not believing me Min, you'll be guilty. And you'll want mercy, and you'll beg and beg and then i'll give in because you know, we're married" He responded, all of us snorting when he pointed at her, the older witch not looking impressed one bit, James pondering to himself for a few moments as he fixed his glasses before piping up,
"So you're telling us, Padfoot, someone pulled that amazing prank on Minnie, sprayed your cologne so it smelled like you— why are you not taking credit for it?! It's brilliant!"
"Because i've been in detention the past two weeks because of it! It wasn't me!" Sirius cried out dramatically, Scarlette, Remus and I snickering when he flailed his arms around dramatically, accidentally hitting the head of house in the face, the colour from his face draining as her stared at her, all of us barely being able to stifle our laughter,
"Go on Minnie! Get him! More detention! You show him!" Peter urged, nudging Sirius was a grin, the boy sending him a deathly glare before swallowing thickly, clasping his hans around his back and breaking out into a charming grin, continuing,
"Doesn't that just prove it? If I did this brilliant prank, i'd want to take credit for it, let everyone know of my amazing work......which is why i'm telling you I didn't do this"
"You're reaching, Pads" Remus rolled his eyes playfully, tugging his Willow closer to him as they acted innocent, fairly enjoying watching Sirius having to take the blame for what they did, and they didn't feel remorseful one bit— if anything they'd do it again. This was absolutely hilarious.
"Mr Black you'll resume detention after the holidays until you admit truthfully of your actions" She instructed strictly, before strutting off, James narrowing his eyes at her from behind, mumbling under his breath,
"She's the only one who can strut better than me"
"Oi! Minnie! It was me, I did it!" Sirius yelled over the excitable buzz of the great hall, a hopeful expression on his face when they witch turned back around, placing her hand on her hip before saying simply and walking away,
"I know"
"Merlin, it's times like this I think I should file for divorce. But then I think, what about the babies?" Sirius huffed exasperatedly, Remus leaning forward closely as though he was zeroing his eyes on his forehead, the boy raising his brow, saying slowly, "Hello, Moony......"
