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Jayke prompt: Adventures of Jay and Jake - tb published

Title: The adventures of Jay and Jake
Settings: the entire universe
Idea: Jay is a genius scientist while Jake is Jake. Obviously inspired by rick and morty.

Chapter 1 (intro, prologue): Cheers to our uneventful start

Crazy.

To describe what Jake is currently witnessing right now, its fucking crazy.

Staring at the new transfer with wide eyes, he pointed at the neon circle floating in the middle of their room and tried to mutter some words

"Wha-What is-" before he could finish, the new transfer aka also his roommate Jay, interrupted him "Oh yeah- you're shocked with that? this is just the usual stuff wait till you see the other side" Jay, unfazed by whatever this is, spoke in a laid back manner while Jake panics.

"This is crazy! What the fuck is this shit doing in our room?! How did-J-ju-What?" Jake couldn't comprehend how this particular thing showed up.

Well he kinda does, but he refuses to believe that Jay just zapped a glowing circle out of thin air "How did this green shit even got in here?"

"Magic, totally not from the gun I'm holding-yeah, what do you think, genius?" Jay said while tinkering his nerf gun "And its an oblong dumb-ass, its also called a portal if you're smart enough to understand that"

Jake, feeling down played, barked back "I know what a portal is, asshole. I'm saying- How did you do it? This-" Gesturing his hands to the whole portal "Can't possibly be generated from that little gun" pointing at Jay's little toy gun on his right had.

"I've mastered the ways, Jake. What can I say?" Jake refuses to believe it. Jake saw Jay heaved a sigh and placed his hands on his hip "Your brain might find it hard to believe it but, Jake, I am a scientist-I know you're gonna say I look like a junkie instead but no. So you better go with me or I'll transport you to an alternate reality where you don't exist, even your family won't recognize you and you'll be all alone in a deserted world without any identification. The military will confine you for questioning but since you can't prove your words they will end up experimenting on you till you die."

Jake blinked twice "Is that a threat?"

"You call it a threat, I call it negotiation. What's your answer?"

"Yes?"

"Good, now lets get this shit started"

.

Jake doesn't know why this guy is suddenly inserting tech shit in his skin (?). Battle suit, guns on his thighs, a bunch of grenades on his hips. What on earth is he preparing for?

"Hey, wh-why are you gearing up?"

Jay momentarily stopped and placed his hands on his hips. Staring at Jake, unimpressed.

"What? You're doing this crazy shit as if its the most obvious thing to do!" Jake continued, Jay crossed his arms together and rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, smartass, it's because we are going to another planet"

Now its Jake's turn to cross his arm and throw a fairly good question (based on his judgement) at Jay "What does that have to do with bringing guns and bombs?"

"Jake, do you usually see three eyed entity in our street?" Jake looked down and thought it over "N-No?"

"Exactly, that's why gear up you piece of shit. If they think we are monsters what do you think we need to do?"

Jake scratched the back of his neck and shrugged "Talk to them... I guess?"

"Yeah if they can understand your gibberish, dipshit. The answer is to kill them"