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A standard Romantic Story (Sungwon)

It all started when Sunghoon fell asleep in his class. Nothing extraordinary should happen when you do that, right?It's basically bullshit for something big to happen in that time frame, right? It's impossible for a bad thing to happen just because you doze off, right?

"You died"

Sunghoon stared at the eyes of the bright (He's luminating in the dark background, Sunghoon meant it literally) person infront of him, the way this guy said it so casually and flat. Sunghoon is convinced he's dreaming.

After a few minutes of staring contest, Sunghoon inhaled through his nose then released a sigh "I'll go ahead and wake up"

"No, you died"

Sunghoon gave him a side eye then gulped "What do you mean.. I died?"

"Oh, you know Choi Hansol? when you fell asleep, his pencil fell into your desk, it was a vertical flip- your head was penetrated by his pencil" A bubble appeared above this guy's head, seeing the accident in third person view, all Sunghoon could say was:

"Are you serious?" It seemed unreal and ridiculous "You can't be serious right? A vertical flip? What the fuck? Is that even possible?" Sunghoon's left eye was twitching uncontrollably, the dread feeling in his chest mixed with shock. This has to be a dream.

The weird glowing guy looked back at the bubble and rewinds the accident as if it's just a video tape.

"It seems like it is possible, Sunghoon-sshi" His calm voice wasn't helpful in Sunghoon's case.

The situation is incredibly heavy.

Another moment of silence on Sunghoon's side, he was speechless and mortified at the recent event. He doesn't know what to say. Should he scream for being so dumb to die from a pencil that landed vertically or should he ask what will happen to him? Hell or heaven? But how could he know? He barely does so much (He's a shut-in).

"He-Hey, isn't this a bit too much? Why did I die from that?! How could I die from that?! Isn't this a bit ridiculous?"

He received an unnerving hum from the glowing man

"A.ni.yo" Even though there wasn't any air in this place, Sunghoon somehow found himself feeling it after hearing the melodious sing-a-long type of response. It sent chills down Sunghoon's spine. His tone was still flat though so Sunghoon isn't sure how to react once again. "Sunghoon-sshi, don't you know there's a zero point 0000000000000-" There was alot of zeroes "-00000000001 percent of landing a pencil vertically? It means you're quite lucky" lucky...

LUCKY?!

He wasn't even the one who did it?! How the hell did that pencil land vertically anyways?! Shouldn't it fall down like the others? Why the hell did a pencil landing overshadowed his death?!

"Yah! I just died and all you care about is that stupid pencil?!"

"I forgot to introduce myself-" He totally just ignored Sunghoon's question didn't he? "I am one of the Gods who guides misfortune souls from the upper world! The mighty one, the fastest runner! The smartest! The hottest!" Why did he need to include those "I am Boo Seungkwan!" Why does a god have the most korean name ever?

"I see" He sounded like a con man with that introduction. Not to mention, he probably blinded Sunghoon with the glowing effect he just enhanced behind his back.

"I'm Pa-"

"Park Sunghoon!" He exclaimed "I'm more than aware of everything about you, you're death is bizarre and amazing! best one after centuries" Did he just subtly crush Sunghoon by telling him no one hasn't died in an idiotic way for centuries? That sounds like a hoax Sunghoon doesn't wanna believe in.