Ninjago WG Oneshots

Acronix Vores The Crystal Council

"What do ya mean you don't want us to join the Crystal Council?! We've practically succeeded in taking over all of time back in our season! Yeah for about half a minute before the Jiang siblings used the passes Reversal Time Blade to undo it all but still!" Krux was in the middle of a very heated debate with a crystal spider which somehow got itself into the Iron Doom. A hologram of the Kabuki masked Harumi was surrounded by letters from the Time Twins, demanding to join.

"Well first of all you're still stuck in the temporal vortex so I dunno how you're even going to get there. Two, we've already got enough members of the council, not counting myself as the Ov-I mean the Crystal King's right hand man."

"You let some mechanic guy be part of the group but not actual threats to the entire realm?! I've kept Kai and Nya's parents hostage for years at a time, effectively taking away their childhoods! If Wu can find a way out of here than so can we!"

She rolled her eyes at the response, not that anyone could tell with the mask she was wearing. "I might flip back and forth between crushing on Lloyd and wanting to see his soul crushed but since the season you're in is often called the worst in the entire series (not counting the Day of the Departed special) we wanted to go with someone who has a personal beef with the ninja and was in a more recent season."

Acronix had enough of this. It was bad enough Wu left them to float in nothingness while he got to escape, but now they're being told The Mechanic was more of an iconic villain than they were? He would be more than happy to show just how menacing just one time master was, all he needed now was a way out. "I'll tell you what, you both can return to present day Ninjago. Just do whatever you want, try to kidnap Borg again if you're that desperate. But don't expect the king to recruit someone like you two."

In a flash the Time Twins were back on solid ground, Krux was too busy lamenting on what the ninja did to his museum to notice his brother taking off for Kryptarium. "I know they've got two serpentine generals in this council, and I have a gut feeling whom one of them is." Acronix thought, the prison was in sight sooner than he realized. "And there's my victim, yeesh. Another spider? Well at least it's not snakes again."

Pythor was just awaiting his ride when the younger twin strutted up to him. "So, the Crystal King wants you to be part of his council?" He smirked.

"That he does! He promised me vengeance against those annoying ninja and powers beyond any mortal!" The albino serpentine cackled. "What brings you here?"

"Oh not much, just to tell you that he doesn't need you anymore." Acronix laughed. "You just got replaced."

"What?! That's impossible! When did he suddenly change his mind?"

"Ooh just about NOW!" Grabbing Pythor by the hips, the time master slurped him down, sucking down his long neck like he was a noodle strand. His torso took a good amount of reflux control to keep himself from choking, but eventually the entire snake was deep in the pits of his belly. "I took a page out of your playbook. One down, five to go." Acronix belched, patting his oblong belly.

Further into the sewers, he found Aspheera struggling to find the entrance to the Crystal King's lair. "If I knew this place would be so hard to find I would have stuck with origami making! Let's see now, ugh those ninja probably broke out by now." Turning her neck around, she found a smaller tunnel with neon arrows pointing towards it. "Huh, weird I didn't notice it before."

However once she slithered inside, she found herself getting sucked into a slimey, warm bag. "Wow, I didn't think you'd be this gullible." The time twin laughed once she was fully swallowed. His belly was hanging so low it begun to skid across the ground. The two snakes squirmed as they attempted to climb back up his throat. "You're like cheese, only gets better with age. But who I really want is that pathetic Mechanic."

The bloated man waddled further into the sewers, only to catch whom he was looking for battling the ninja. "Better time this right, like in those video games my brother loathes." Once the Mechanic backed up into the shadows, he bumped against something fleshy but hard. "The King must be desperate if he wanted YOU for his council."

There went another council member. Acronix's belly was starting to get crowded with three people stuck inside, although he did let out a moan or two whenever his prey squirmed and kicked about. "Who's next? A Skull Sorceror? If he was Clouse then I would have understood the appeal, but I guess we can't always get what we want."

With how huge his belly was, the time master had to keep it held up with his hands, sloshing his prey around whenever they got too rowdy. Dethroned King Vangelis was about to enter a crystal pod when someone tapped his shoulder. "Yes?"

"A king working for a king? I've never seen a more pathetic sight." A shadowy figure burped. "Why were you chosen over someone more iconic?"

"Iconic? He promised me that I would regain my place on the throne and get my revenge on the ninja!"

"Revenge eh? You villains are all so petty nowadays, I just wanna rule the world! Aw great now I'm starting to sound like my brother. Oh well, down the hatch!" Before Vangelis could ask what he meant, he was pinned down by a massive gut. And down went the sorcerer, into the now stretched organ. Acronix was starting to get too full to move, but all that was left to do was enter the council room and deal with the final member. "Hopefully he'll taste even better, that king was as fancy as Royal Ninjaburger." He burped, feeling even more kicks against his stomach wall.

The walk from the pod bay to the council room only takes a minute, but to someone with a gut as huge as the bloated villain's it would take ten. Waiting for him inside were his desserts. "We're not good enough for your little council huh? Here's what happens when you reject Acronix Kronos!" He cackled, lunging as best he could to a crystallized nindroid. It took a lot of struggling but Acronix managed to fit the droid in his tight belly. "Urrrp!! These crystals taste like grape Gatorade."

By this time Harumi went down to greet the council, but all she saw was a massive mound of flesh with something squirming around inside. Or rather the entire council in one man's belly. "What the hell is this?! I sent my spiders out to find the greatest villains in Ninjago and I come back to find some fat has been?!" She snapped. Bad move, as Acronix still had room for one more. "H-hey! Let me go!"

"Oh I will. You'll make a nice appetizer." The time master cackled, swallowing her down last. Letting out a long, low belch, Acronix patted his giant belly. It was so huge it completely covered up the table he was sitting at, the squirming slowed as it soon became too crowded to move an inch. Although he will get the occasional headbutt from Pythor or the Mechanic punching with his mechanical hand. "I'm the only council the king needs! Unless. Heh, look out Ninjago. There's a new crystal king in town!"