Ninjago WG Oneshots

Lean Green Feeding Machine

"You sure this is such a good idea?"

"We hardly ever get time to eat with Sensei constantly making us train! This will be the answer to all our problems, training equipment that also feeds ya!" In case you're wondering what's going on today, Jay spent hours inventing the solution to their constant hunger pangs while they trained. Sure it looked like a regular roundabout of spinning test dummies, but when struck a hot bowl of noodles would be dispensed from the center of the roundabout. "The more dummies ya hit, the more noodles you get! So it's a win win for us and Wu."

"Umm, are you sure nothing could go wrong if I use this thing? I remember that old sparring bot of yours was stuck on the hardest difficulty setting back before I even knew I was the green ninja."

"That's because YOU messed it up!! And if I catch ya trying to tamper with any one of my robots every again there will be hell to pay! You hear me?!"

"Heh, no worries. Cross my heart there won't be any more mischief coming from me, not for a long while anyways. Hehee."

So far so good, the machine was only giving out noodles with every perfect slash Lloyd made towards the test dummies. "Mmm, now I can train on full energy! Would be nice if there was some way for me to pick different noodle dishes every time."

However just a few hours later, he thought he could go for some more training with results he should have expected. "Uh, I could have sworn I turned it off before heading out to fight crime." Lloyd thought, he found the wooden dummies started falling over on their own.

As the noodles kept coming out on cue with them being knocked over, shooting out of the center and right into the mouth of the shocked green ninja. "MRRPHH!! Does this thing have some sort of homing system?!" He panicked in between swallows.

No matter how many times he tried to block with his sword, the soft noodles, hot broth and veggies all somehow made their way down his throat with gusto. Now one would think that something as simple as noodle soups couldn't be all that filling, well after that it was time for dessert. Balls of ice cream came barreling at his mouth, forcing him to swallow every last one. With each gulp came his gut surging outwards, hanging down from his waistband. "Urrrgghh... Too full..."

It was as big as a beach ball by this point, weighing him down with ease at this point. Lloyd became helpless as more and more ice cream was directed right at his face, plumping up the rest of him alongside his massive belly. His thighs tore up his pants, soft flesh pouring out against the seams as flab rolls covered up his knees. His butt was next to be exposed, thankfully he still had his (now riding up the crack) boxers to keep him slightly decent, but it didn't stop his massive cheeks from jiggling in the breeze.

His limbs had almost completely sunk into his layers of flab, leaving him as a helpless little blob. "Jay!! You better come in here right now!!"

In an instant the auburn haired ninja rushed in and landed face first into Lloyd's round belly. "I guess you really enjoyed your time with my little contraption?" He chuckled, giving the enormous mound of flesh a poke.

"Enjoy myself!? Your stupid feeding machine got stuck and wouldn't stop stuffing me!" The green blob grumbled, rolling his way to the now jammed training roundabout. "If it didn't stop I'd have burst for sure!"

"Burst huh? The great green ninja and our soon to be sensei Lloyd? I'm sure you can handle a little more than a couple scoops of ice cream and noodle soups."

As soon as he said that, Lloyd nabbed Jay with his belly flab, forcing him to face his own invention. "Uuh Lloyd? We can talk this over right? I can patch it up honestly! You wouldn't really d-"

Yes he would, once the machine resumed it was Jay's turn to be stuffed with ice cream. His belly quadrupled in size, ripping up every last bit of clothing he had on. "Aw great! I just had this washed!!"

Smirking at a job well done, Lloyd used his newfound weight to crush the machine. "Maybe I ought to change my title to the green sumo, huh?"

"Oh shut up!"