Ninjago WG Oneshots

Cake or Dare

"Alright Cole, truth or dare?"

"Heh, I think I'm gonna play it safe this time. Truth."

Smirking, his best friend Jay took note of all the cake crumbs and asked, "can you survive five minutes without cake?"

"What kind of a question is that? Of course I can survive a couple minutes without cake!"

"Really? Then what's all that stuff on your gi?"

"Ummmm, those were from yesterday! I just forgot to brush them off."

"They sure look fresh to me, and look at that! You got frosting on your belt too! Not to mention I saw ya stuffing your face with leftover raindrop cakes I was saving for Nya!"

"Well I didn't see your name on those little delectables so that's on you."

"Grr, well then my dare for you is to go for ten minutes without cake!"

"I accept that challenge! I'm not just some big eater trope who would do anything for cake y'know?"

Grumbling, Cole got up and stormed away from the Bounty's game room. "Pft, he thinks I can't stand going just ten minutes without cake? I've gone without it before! Why I remember I couldn't even think of cake that day.. Umm, no wait I didn't even want cake when... When... Oh jeez this is gonna be harder than I thought."

Not even two minutes passed and the earth ninja was already starting to have cravings for his favourite dessert. "Just get me a cake, any cake at all! I'll even have a bite of cheesecake if it means I can get my lips to envelop the sweet pastry, the creamy rich icing on every layer tantalizing my tongue, oh and who can forget the sprinkles!" He fantasized, he tried as hard as he could but he couldn't get his favourite dessert out of his head.

Of course Jay wasn't going to make things any easier for him, he was constantly flaunting his own cupcakes in his face, eating them in front of the hungry ninja. "What's the matter? Didn't you say you could stand going ten minutes without a cake?" Jay giggled, munching on his cake some more.

Then Cole had an idea, he may not have been able to have cake, but he could still much and crunch on some other treats he loved. Rushing into the kitchen, Cole gathered up masses of brownies, cookies, milkshakes, and his most favourite ice cream to binge on instead. "Mmm, boy I bet I can indulge in all this until all ten minutes are up!"

And that he did, he stuffed himself silly in a matter of minutes, it really helped him pass time by. not thinking of cake as he was busy being filled full of different desserts. Of course with so much non cake sweets going down his throat, it started to go right to his hips. His belly surged outwards as it was filled to the brim, tinted red as it was straining against his skin. His thighs billowed out and tore up his gi, his butt sagged down the sides as they kept ballooning up and grew a pair of moobs on his soft chest. "Oooooh.. Has it been ten minutes yet?"

"AH!!! You ate everything else?!"

"Well you just said not to eat cake."

"I guess, looks like you really can live without cake 24/7."