Maka Soul Scythes into DEATH BATTLE!

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by GamerLightwarrior

by GamerLightwarrior

Blaze: In ancient times, a demonic being known as the Kishin ravaged humanity, nearly driving all of mankind into the depths of madness. This monster could only be defeated and sealed away by the God of Death.

Daisy:

Daisy: I'm so sorry I can't help myself this God of Death looks goofy AF. Honestly WTF would look like that?! Has anyone ever played Honkai Impact 3rd? Because I'm pretty sure there some villains who are cool looking. Even Bowser. Jr is more terrifying than this joke.

Blaze: To anyone who is unfamiliar with the world or Soul Eater lemme promise you that this is not Kingdom Hearts lore levels of confusing.

Daisy: I've heard that before.

Blaze: Shut it, Daisy. Anyway despite being originally a God, Death became the founder of Death Weapon Meister Academy, where they train young students would come to train and become warriors known as Meisters and master their Demon Weapons... Which also takes the form of humans via transformation.

Daisy: Alright Blaze before we go on I have to say, I know you said it wouldn't be confusing, but I'm positive ACTUAL human beings turning into weapons is not only confusing but the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. Also you're going to sit there and tell me that the God of Death founded a fucking high school?!

Blaze: Yeah I know it's strange but just bare with me here. Meisters and Demon Weapons work together to fight as one with a powerful bond, and one of the best examples of this is the one and only Maka Albarn.

Daisy: Maka may have a prettier chill life but she did not have the best parents in her life. She may seem to have a healthy relationship with both of her parents but you should always know that there's some shit going on behind the scenes like how her dad has been caught having multiple affairs all the time causing her mom to file for divorce. Damn I guess having the title of the most powerful Death Scythe in the world definitely got to his head.

Blaze: Angered by her father betraying her mother, Maka vowed to create a Death Scythe and hoped for it to be more powerful then her own father.

Daisy: And she'd get the chance to do that after having a fated encounter with this dude named Soul Evans and would join the Death Weapon Meister Academy. Wow pope should've thought about cheating on his wife earlier before actually doing it.

Blaze: Soul can transform into a scythe that Maka can use as her main weapon Soul Eater. Combined with Maka's already impressive skills and danger sense.

Daisy: Soul Eater can do all kinds of shit like create sound waves, shapeshift to create wings, and even eat souls. Plus he's damn pro at a piano.

Blaze: Soul can also shapeshift his weapon form size and create newer forms that Maka can use for much deadlier attacks.

Daisy: I thought you said this wasn't going be Kingdom Hearts lore levels of confusion.

Blaze: Uhhh it wasn't.

Daisy: Yeah but now I'm even more confused then ever like so they live in a world where human beings can turn into weapons but how the fuck do they increase the size of said weapon?!

Blaze: Well you see-

Daisy: You know what? Stop. Just stop.

Blaze: Why?

Daisy: Any more expansions on Soul Eater will only make my brain hurt. Man I gotta go and take a break.

Blaze: It wasn't that confusing if you actually look into it but okay due what you gotta do. But come back time for the full episode of Ruby VS Maka.