Today two iconic red-chad and also perverted mentors of the troubling making protagonists are now fighting to take the title.
Interlude
(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)
Shadow: Jiraiya, the Toad Sage shinobi of Konohagakure.
Zero: And Murata Himeko, the A-Rank Valkyrie and Squad V captain.
Shadow: Some of the best heroes like Naruto and Kiana are iconic and famous due to their achievements.
Zero: But they wouldn't be where they are today if it weren't for the teachings and wisdoms of these two red chad mentors even if they can be a bit perverted. He's Shadow and I'm Zero.
Shadow: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Jiraiya
Shadow: Among the ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village, few are quite as impressive as Naruto Uzumaki.
Zero: You might call me a crazy person for thinking that this little twerp would actually be the best of the best but you'd be surprised, Naruto not only saved his village, battled alien gods, reformed some bad guys with some Talk no Jutsu, but after he and his best pal Sasuke ended the Curse of Hatred he became the ninja president known as the Hokage.
Shadow: But he never would've been able to do any of this without his training under the dynamic Toad Sage and Legendary Sannin this was Jiraiya the Gallant.
Background
Height: 6'3" | 191 cm
Weight: 193 lbs | 87.5 kg
Age: 54
Aliases: Toad Sage, Pervy Sage
Leader of Team 6
Trained by Hiruzen Sarutobi & Fukasaku
Enjoys alcohol, writing, & women
Number of known students: 7
Notable students: Naruto, Minato, Nagato,
Likes to peep on Women's Bathing HouseZero: Legendary huh? Shadow are you sure about that cause it sounds like to me he's just an old perv.
Shadow: Uh, well, don't let his... ahem, crude demeanor fool you.
Zero: Dude I fight Mavericks every day is there literally anything that you've seen that we Maverick Hunters don't see? Like come on man we've seen worst than that.
Shadow presses a button that shows a female human naked version of him on the TV screen that poses in smoke like Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. Zero bleeds out from the nose in surprise.
Zero: WHAT THE FU-
The screen then turns to static before showing a "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" card with a passed out Zero on the ground.
After a few seconds, the screen turns to static again before we cut back to the analysis.
Zero: Ummmm, anyway... Jiraiya originally learned the shinobi way from the Third Hokage, who taught him how to use his chakra to do ninja magic.
Shadow: Similar to ki, chakra is a form of life energy. In Hindu and Buddhist theologies, chakras are, in simplistic terms, gates within the human body which can be embraced to achieve enlightenment. However, in the world of Naruto, chakra is used to perform amazing ninja techniques called Jutsus.
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