Mario: Through out DC comics there are thousands upon thousands of superheroes.
Sonic: Yeah you'll find some of them are pretty cool, and the heroes we are looking at today are the Wonder Twins.
Mega Man: These guys are the type people probably never heard of before but from what we've seen they do look pretty decent like we have Zan who can turn into water and Jayna who can turn into animals.
Mario: But the version we're dealing with today is from the bargain bin cartoons from the 60's and 70's.
Sonic: Yeah this is the part where things get.... Really.... Really.... Strange.
Mega Man: Has anyone even seen all those cartoons? Those guys look like total losers.
Mario: Remember, this is from the era when Superman was sneezing solar systems apart. So, get ready.
Sonic: Like their original comic counterparts Zan and Jayna are basically aliens from a planet called Exxor.
Mega Man: But they were enslaved as carnival performers so they escaped and fled to Earth and met.... The Super Friends? Like...
Sonic: WTF kind of name is the Super Friends? They're like the dime store knock-off version of the Justice League.
Mario: What? Nooo, nooo, you've got heavy hitters like Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman...
Mega Man: Mhmm, keep goin'...
Mario: Flash, Green Lantern...
Sonic:
Mario: A...pache Chief... Samurai... Black Vulcan, the Wonder Twins' pet monkey, Gleek...
Mega Man: Mario... Just stop...
Sonic: Yeah man you're embarrassing yourself.
Mario: Well they do have cool abilities though like how Zan can turn himself into water, ice, mist, or like how Jayna can turn into animals.... You know. But.... In order to uses these abilities the twins need to... Uh.... Fist bump...
The room was silent.
Sonic: Okay you know what I'm leaving.
Mario: What? Wait there's more!
Mega Man: I'm leaving to I don't wanna see you embarrass yourself.
Mario: Hold on we haven't even-
Sonic and Mega Man left.
Mario: Ah shit here we go again. Tune in next time for the full episode of the Kratt Brothers VS Wonder Twins.
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Mario, Sonic, Mega Man DEATH BATTLE! (Season 5) [REQUESTS CLOSED!]
RandomThe fifth season of the mascots Death Battle is here