Wtf do y'all mean 'Lander was so rushed ugh'
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THEY HAD TWO WHOLE ASS EPISODES DEDICATED TO THEM
THEY HAD A WHOLE ASS 12 YEARS BEFORE CANON TIME TOO
TF U MEAN!?
Also
'Zander sucks'
I suck ur mom😘😘
No ok kidding (I'm not) but like, why do y'all hate him, he literally didn't do nothin, IM STILL WAITING FOR A VALID ARGUMENT
Also the other day on Pinterest I saw someone like 'I prefer stuke bc I like their dynamic more than landers' WHAT DYNAMIC!? "Hey dude, lemme give u a big smooch with no consent right here right now and make u hella uncomfortable" "marry me 😍"
THEY DONT HAVE "more dynamnic" THAN LANDER, STACY HAS 3 SECONDS OF SCREENTIME FFS 💀 idc what anyone says stacy is an L *Trips up* 'Oh I'm so clumsy🫣🫣 Help me carry these books🥺' SHUT UP, also if y'all like her idc, but I hate her
Also
I may get hate for this next one
But Liam is the kind of fella to look at a deodrant can and goes "Oh!! 'Lasts up to 48 hours... ok!!" Then he sprays it and doesn't put deodrsnt on again until the 48hours I done 💀
speaking of Liam, who tf is he to be bullying anyone? Scene kid phase? (I love scene kids, just not Liam) his bestfriend is an absolute degenerate who fantasises abt Lettuce and 2d girls...? He's into moms...? How is that MFER popular
YOU ARE READING
Lander one shots? TMF
FanfictionThis is rated Mature due to graphic depictions of violence, not smut THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY LANDER BOOK WHERE THEY DONT CALL EACHOTHER 'puppy ??????' OR 'kitty ???????'
