Zander has dimples
When they're adults Zander overworks all the time, Luke forces him to fucking stop
Luke's pet names for Zander:
The only ones I'd let him use:
Love
Honey
Babe
Baby
Darling
Dear
Beloved
My love
Sweetie
Sweetheart
ZandyAnd ones he would use, but I WOULD NOT let him use:
Honey bunZanders petnames for Luke:
Dear
Darling
Shithead
Dickhead
Piece of shit
AssholeZanders Gay (Obv) Luke's pan 🙀
Uh here's my designs for them
Now you guys may be saying 'SIA 😡😡😡 YOU LITTLE FUCKING SLAG, YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT, WHY DOES ZANDER HAVE A FUCKING HOOD SITH ANIMAL EARS 😡😡'TO YOU I RESPOND, HE ALREADY CANNOTICALLY FUCKING GOES INTO HIGHSCHOOL EVERYDAY WITH KNEEHIGH FUCKING KITTY CAT SOCKS, HE MAY ASWELL COMPLETE THE FUCKING LOOK (ok no the real reason I added it was to add flavour)
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Lander one shots? TMF
FanficThis is rated Mature due to graphic depictions of violence, not smut THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY LANDER BOOK WHERE THEY DONT CALL EACHOTHER 'puppy ??????' OR 'kitty ???????'