This is rated Mature due to graphic depictions of violence, not smut
THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY LANDER BOOK WHERE THEY DONT CALL EACHOTHER 'puppy ??????' OR 'kitty ???????'
When they're adults Zander overworks all the time, Luke forces him to fucking stop
Luke's pet names for Zander: The only ones I'd let him use: Love Honey Babe Baby Darling Dear Beloved My love Sweetie Sweetheart Zandy
And ones he would use, but I WOULD NOT let him use: Honey bun
Zanders petnames for Luke: Dear Darling Shithead Dickhead Piece of shit Asshole
Zanders Gay (Obv) Luke's pan 🙀
Uh here's my designs for them
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Now you guys may be saying 'SIA 😡😡😡 YOU LITTLE FUCKING SLAG, YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT, WHY DOES ZANDER HAVE A FUCKING HOOD SITH ANIMAL EARS 😡😡'
TO YOU I RESPOND, HE ALREADY CANNOTICALLY FUCKING GOES INTO HIGHSCHOOL EVERYDAY WITH KNEEHIGH FUCKING KITTY CAT SOCKS, HE MAY ASWELL COMPLETE THE FUCKING LOOK (ok no the real reason I added it was to add flavour)