Lander one shots? TMF

New pet💕

I MADE THIS HEADCANNON WITH deft0nesg1rl  AS A JOKE, BUT AS WE CONTINUED TALKING ABOUT IT. I DONT THINK ITS A JOKE JGS JUST SO STUPID AND SILLY AND CUTE

Luke had just finished another day of college, at 18, he lived in a penthouse, thanks to the fact his boyfriend had accidentally become a celebrity due to a book he had wrote.. He pulled into the driveway and took his bag out of the car. He walked into the luxurious lobby and headed over to the lift. Just wanting to cuddle with his boyfriend and go to sleep. As he heard the lift let out a small 'ding!' He walked inside and pressed the very top button.

As per usual, the lift had him scan a keycard to be able to get onto the level he wanted. Their penthouse was over 21,000 square feet, he himself doesn't even fucking know how it happened. As he swiped his keycard, the lift began to ascend upwards.

The lift stopped at the top of the building, his and Zanders floor. He stepped out and dropped his bag as he called out.

"Zander honey! I'm home!"

He heard a small gasp from the other room, and a string of muffled cusses.

Luke stared at the room in confusion.

He heard loud running about before Zander threw the door open, slammed it, and rested his back against it.

"Heyyyyyy darlinggggggggg...!" He smiled, awkwardly.

Luke just gave him a deadpan look.

"Zander. What did you do?"

"Uh- NOTHING! I DONT DO ANYTHING-! I JUST-..sit around...?"

Luke glanced at him with a questioning glare. Before sighing and walking over.

"Zander, move out the way."

"NO- why don't you go sit down!?"

"...Zander. Move."

"THERES NOTHING IN HERE!" He insisted.

Luke just rolled his eyes as he grabbed his waist as he picked him up, turned around and set him behind him as he went to open the door. His arm being grabbed by Zander.

"Go sit down!"

"Zander, let me see what you're hiding."

Zander just pouted as he let go of Luke's arm.

Luke opened the door and walked in, Zander nervously trailing behind him like a child about to be scolded by their mother.

Luke scanned the room with his eyes for a second, but saw nothing. Until he checked a bean bag in the corner. He choked on air.

"ZANDER-! IS THAT A PANDA-!?"

There was a baby panda, wrapped in a small fluffy blanket asleep on the bean bag, cuddling a small Dino plush.

"PLEASE CAN WE KEEP HIM-! I'LL DO ANYTHINGGGG!"

"ZANDER WE CANNOT KEEP A PANDA. THATS ILLEGAL!"

"WE CAN PAY TO KEEP HIM!"

"NO ZANDER! WE'RE NOT KEEPING A PANDA!"

Zander teared up as his lips pouted.

"Do not do this to me now Zander."

Zander gave his best, shiny puppy eyes as he point to the sleeping baby.

"JUST LOOK AT HIMMMMMM! HE'S JUST A BABY! IVE ALREADY NAMED HIM AND EVERYTHINGGGGG!" Zander whined.

"DONT NAME HIM! YOU'LL GET ATTACHED!"

"PLEASE CAN WE KEEP HARIBOOOOOOO!"

"..haribo- as in.. the sweets brand..?"

Zander nodded, with tears in his eyes.

"Wipe your tears. I don't want to feel bad for not letting you keep a panda." Luke rolled his eyes as he walked forward to wipe away Zanders tears.

Just then, the baby seemed to wake up as he let out a small, high pitched yawn.

Zander gasped as he rushed over to the bean bag and picked up the panda in the blanket before holding him out infront of him showing him to Luke.

"LOOK AT HIM! ISNT HE CUTE!?"

Luke had to admit, seeing Zander holding a baby panda with such adoration was absolutely adorable, but he had to be an adult about this.

"Yes, but we're not keeping a panda as a pet."

"PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!"  Zander retraced his arms as he cradled Haribo against his chest, haribo responding by nibbling his soft purple hair and pawing at his collar bone.

"Zander. We are no- ..I'll deal with this in the morning. Im too tired. Good night sweetheart. And uh.. goodnight to the panda aswell...?"

He kissed Zanders cheek.

"KISS HIM TOO!"

"IM NOT GIVING THE PANDA  A KISS."

"HES YOUR SON!"

"IM NOT KISSING HIM, IF I DO I'LL GET ATTACHED!"

"YOU'RE GONNA DENY THIS CUTE LITTLE FACE!?"

Luke just rolled his eyes as he kissed Haribos head.

"Am I allowed to go to bed yet?"

"Mhm!! Goodnight darling!!" Zander giggled.

Luke just rolled his eyes and shook his head. It never did get boring with Zander around, he will say that. It was rare to see Zander so childish, but small, fluffy animals always seemed to reveal a whole different side of him.

When Luke woke up, he could smell and hear Zander making breakfast.

He walked out of the room and stopped in his tracks, as he saw the baby panda, in a high chair, playing with a toy car, With a fresh plate of salad while Zander was seemingly working on his and Luke's breakfast.

"...Alexander Wickham."

"Oh-! Good morning! I thought I'd let you sleep in since it's a weekend!"

"..the panda..?" He pointed at Haribo happily playing in the high chair.

"I went out this morning and bought him some things! Isn't he the sweetest!?" Zander gushed.

"..Right. Zander- why do you do this to me. I'd feel too bad throwing this little guy out now!" Luke whined.

Zander just giggled as he walked over and pecked his lips.

"So can we keep himmmmm?" Zander asked in a sing song tone of voice.

"..sure."

Zander kissed him again.

Luke just closed his eyes as he kissed him back, hugging his arms around his waist.

And so, the court proceedings came. Luke was constantly attending court, trying to reason to get them to let them keep this little guy in their custody. He feared letting Zander take the court sessions as he'd probably mess up.

While Luke was out at college. Zander sat on the floor, on his laptop, haribo on his lap while searching up some illegal lawyer training documents on the dark web, he had decided he was going to go to court himself.

Luke, was absolutely floored when he found out his boyfriend, had brought a panda into a court room, in a pram and one the case within the first six minutes of arriving.

He really, could not, understand his boyfriend sometimes.

But that was the charm of him.

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THIS IS SO DUMB BUT I LOVE TI SM HEKPPPP