Jahnnie Oneshots 3☆

☆Christmas!☆

Request: lemonqsodas1

[ Jake and Johnnie celebrate Christmas as a couple<333333 ]
🎄🦇

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"Help!" Johnnie called as he is trying to set up the Christmas Tree. "Jake!! I need assistance its not fucking working!"

Jake chuckled as he walked over to Johnnie, "What seems to be the problem, darling?"

"I need help with the damn lights!" Johnnie replied. "They're getting all fucking tangled!"

Jake laughed again, "You're hopeless, you know that?" He said as he began untangling the lights for him.

"Rude!!" Johnnie rolled his eyes, chuckling. The lights get untangled and the couple wrap them around the tree. "Have you tried eating Christmas light bulbs?"

Jake chuckled as he plugged in the lights, "No?"

Johnnie is holding the small extra box of signature lights, pretending to eat them.

But Jake doesn't realize. "Wait are you actually eating lightbulbs?" Jake asked.

Johnnie smirked, continuing to pretend to eat the lightbulbs. "Mmm... delicious." He said, chuckling to himself.

Jakes mouth dropped. He grabbed one. Johnnie says, "Don't knock it until you try it."

Then Jake proceeded to actually bite the light bulb.

Johnnie burst into laughter, doubling over as he watched Jake spit out the lightbulb. "I can't believe you actually did that!" He said between laughs.

"JOHNNIE! IM BLEEDING!" Jake exclaimed, opening his mouth to show some blood on his teeth.

Johnnie's laughter immediately stopped, replaced with concern as he saw the blood on Jake's teeth. "Oh my god, are you okay?!" He asked, rushing over to him.

Jake laughed, "Im bleeding, no?!" He exclaimed in confusion. "Wait! You're not??!! Did you- did you not actually eat them?!"

Johnnie laughs harder.

Johnnie shook his head, still laughing. "No, I didn't eat them, you idiot. I was joking!" He said, trying to catch his breath.

"What!?!" Jake whined, wiping his lips. "That was- wow.. okay, let's put these balls, on this tree." He winks, grabbing the box of ornaments.

Johnnie chuckled, still recovering from his laughter. "You really fell for that, didn't you?" He teased, grabbing a handful of ornaments from the box.

"I guess?! Fuck you!" Jake hugged Johnnie from behind, watching him hang ornaments.

Johnnie chuckled as he felt Jake's arms wrap around him. "Aww, don't be mad, babe. You should've known I was messing with you." He said, continuing to hang the ornaments on the tree.

"I- How was i suppose to know..." Jake tucked his face into Johnnie's neck, kissing it. "Do i get sex with you as a Christmas gift?"

"No..." Johnnie laughs, shaking his head.

Jake pouted, still nuzzling into Johnnie's neck. "Aww, why not?" He whined, "I want a Christmas gift!"